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I WILL EVENTUALLY DIE FOR A PRETTY BITCH

At this rate we’re gonna need a joint funeral; he’ll be the death of us both 🥵

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Rapha, my good man promise me to find another place to stand between, not Leon. He literally looks like a child😭😭

Dearest Rapha, someone really should’ve told you when you transferred here that Leon is the worst person to stand next to during the anthem. The man’s built like the incredible hulk and makes anyone else look like antman 💀

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When I feel like leaving a thirsty comment is impolite, Chrikra showed me there’s nothing to worry about.

He’s been a thirsty ho for really long time ☠️

We never really have to worry, because whatever horny thoughts we have or have had about Leon, Chrikra’s almost certainly had before 😅 Hell, he’s probably commented them for all the world to see!

I love Leon’s teasing response too:

You rascal you

That’s literally foreplay. Get a room, you two!

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Thomas is sooo me in this scenario: before my biological exam, visitin the statute of Darwin and askin him to BLESS MY ASS.

When in doubt, ask for divine intervention 😂

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He knows he’s so cool…

F1 debut loading…

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He was seducing Declan Rice ☠️

There’s three constants in life: death, taxes, and Leon rizzing up the opposition

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Lmao I know somehow Aleks just likes him. I still remember when Leon asked insta to give Aleks a blue check mark and now he has it 😆

Leon can’t help but take his younger teammates under his wing, and Aleks is the perfect case-in-point. It’s giving brothers. I love that Leon also commented on Aleks’s post :)

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I’m kind of a hippy my friend, even though I don’t do drugs. I have foresee dreams, no matter u believe or not.

Let’s say, the Frankfurt game, I dreamed about Jo, and an OG. I immediately know first of all, it’s not gonna be good. Second, I KNEW Jo was gonna goal. It came out exactly what I thought in the end. It’s just like when I moved to another city on the day against Leverkusen and I saw a truck has a bright sign of “Leon” on it and rushed by and I knew it’s a sign.

When I’m too confident, usually it’s not gonna be good (Like Saarbrücken and Frankfurt I’m sorry, I even told you I can’t wait to see them kill before Frankfurt game, my fault, and that’s the only time I ever said something before a game.) . When I’m not confident, it may came out well.

And there’s something I just KNOW, like I know BVB gonna help us again Leverkusen. Like I know Bochum gonna help us on BVB (And Ruhr Derby will always give them a hard time). I even knew Gladbach will not always have that luck to win us. Like I know BVB it’s just not good at dealing with Bayern. Some of them are just common sense to me.

The only thing I’m not sure about is just ref and the weather, they are unpredictable to me. When I saw the game with Stuttgart without Leon and Jo, I immediately took out my wine and start drinking lol. It’s a technique called ‘prepare to celebrate like you will do at the end’. It’s very MAD to drink at 1:30 pm, but I know I have to do it. (btw I did the same thing on Bayern ManU 4-3 game. Cuz I knew it was close.)

And I can’t say anything before the game end too. That’s why this will be send at the end of this game lol. Don’t have to believe my methods at all but…I have my way.

I still remembered I said it b4 the game 💀

I’m a big believer in that you regardless of whether or not you can do drugs, you still can be a hippie at heart :) that’s honestly cool as hell that your dreams can foreshadow real events.

Any time Jo, our beloved agent of chaos, and an own goal appear together in a dream, it’s never a good sign 😵 that’s wild that the real game unfolded exactly the way it did in your dream too, omg!! And I still remember your ask about seeing “Leon” on the truck before the Leverkusen game; we couldn’t have asked for a better sign than that!

It’s interesting that even when it comes to dreams and predictions, overconfidence is to be avoided. You don’t have to apologize for the Frankfurt game though; at the end of the day, that was pure Bayern clownery, and I don’t think even you could’ve saved them 😭 the whole thing seems like a delicate balance in a way; if you’re overconfident, reality sends you crashing back to earth, but if you’re not confident enough, the future will be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I trust you. Any help we can get in catching up to Leverkusen could be enough to turn the tables. And I have faith that Leon’s two ex-clubs can help us out against BVB. When it comes to Der Klassikers, I almost feel like we have a psychological advantage; I have the utmost respect for BVB as a competitor, but sometimes I think they get in their own way when they face us. They don’t give themselves enough credit.

I feel like the ref and the weather are always unpredictable, no matter how good your foresight. And let’s face it, a game without Leon and Jo is as good an excuse to start drinking as any! And I love that technique 😂 besides, when it comes to drinking, my family and I take a page out of Jimmy Buffett’s book: it’s five o’clock somewhere lmao. Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures!

I love that you’ve learned from your experiences with the Frankfurt result and now send everything after the game hahaha. And for what it’s worth, I trust you! We need all the prior knowledge we can get honestly 💜

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Wallpaper for you my friend 😂😂😂😂

Bestie I’m obsessed!! It’s an absolute work of art :) I adore the yearbook theme, and I can’t think of a more apt description of Leon than “born to be a boss bitch” ❤️ everything about it is perfection!! Thanks so much for sharing it!!

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(Snow chaos is what you make of it. Take care of yourselves and stay healthy. And please refrain from using cooking and road salt, as there are now many good alternatives available.)

It’s so hard to be public online 😂😂 And he is the most kind. Always feelin responsible for what he’s done. Even it’s a pinch of salt for bit of fun…

I love this story sm!! Even when he’s joking around and enjoying his day off, he’s still looking out for our health and safety. He even gave us the stereotypical “do not try this at home” warning 😂 gotta love him

I can’t even begin to comprehend what it’s like to be a public figure to the extent he is, but it can’t be easy. He handles it all so gracefully though. He didn’t need to let us know the whole thing was a joke, but he did anyway, just in case it wasn’t clear. He’s such a sweetheart, always thinking of everyone else and what they might think.

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This is so touching I can’t 🥹 Sven always blesses us with his own existence.

I love the ship of Manu and Sven, they’re like pa & ma of the big family lol. My friend said their relationship is #‘Stuttgart red and Schalke Blue’. Only to realize they are not the only ship fit in this hashtag lol.

And I wish all ‘Stuttgart red and Schalke Blue’ would have a long and wonderful companion together…

I love Sven so much 🥹 he’s such a beautiful soul. Not many could take playing second fiddle to Manu in stride the way he has, and still manage to give 100% whenever he’s called upon to start. We’re so lucky to have him, and he deserves every bit of respect for all he’s done since Manu’s skiing injury.

He and Manu are like proud goalkeeper parents 🥰 I can definitely understand the appeal! And omg, I love the Stuttgart red and Schalke blue dynamic so much! I’m sure that description can characterize a great many ships too :)

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Yes, Leon has a classic workplace bitch face.

Cold to the rival, sweet to his teammates.

And I LOVE the bitch face (Whispering*

He may be a bitch, but he’s our bitch. I love how you can see him actively contemplating his life choices in that pic too 😂 he’s just unbelievably fresh out of fucks.

You’re so right too…he’ll be every bit the bitch he needs to be with the opposition, but when it comes to his teammates, he immediately softens, giving them every last hug and pick-me-up they might need (sometimes literally). And hey, if they’re lucky and they perform well, they might even earn the rarest treasure of them all: the famed “komm hier” kiss 😘

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New ThoMats Challenge: Win nt games 😼

Coming soon to a football pitch near you 😆

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Well if you wanna know how I find this trend, just look at those thirsty comments on Leon and Mats and you will know how much Chrikra just LOVE beautiful men and he definitely has a great taste….

Thank you Chris, you are the light of this homophobia industry lmao 🥲🙏

Bestie, you’re the unsung hero of this fandom 👏 there’s just…so MUCH to unpack here. First and foremost, I think from the evidence presented we can all unanimously agree: Chris is a tumblr girl. Not just in the honorary sense either, oh no no…this man definitely lurks around on here lol. Also, I know you already mentioned it, but he has impeccable taste in men. I mean, Leon AND Mats? He really knows how to pick ‘em; I approve! And he knows how to flirt…how could you not fall for the man when he drops lines like that? Healthy masculinity is defined by the urge to hype up your bros with sexually-charged comments on their insta photos; finally someone gets that 🤷‍♀️

Jokes aside, I absolutely adore him. He really is a bright light in the often toxically masculine world of men’s football. He just shamelessly loves beautiful men, and whether that’s romantically, platonically, or just straight-up sexually, I don’t really care; I think it’s beautiful. Shine on Christoph Kramer, you beautiful soul 💜👏

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I AM worried about DFB’s games with Japan and France. Cuz I don’t really think Flick has a clear thoughts on how to deal with them. Plus he’s still trying different line-ups…I don’t mind he hasn’t brought Leon. But he brought one caption with a bunch of teammates (especially midfielders and defenders) I really don’t know how effective they can work together 😂.

And they’re facing team like France…I can’t imagine lmao…

I’m definitely worried as well. It’s hard not to be, given the performances they’re coming off of. Even though the players had time to recover from the heartbreak of that World Cup, I imagine that when they envision playing for the national team, the results of their matches there are still fresh in their minds. Especially after watching the documentary, you could see how shaken up they all were. The optimist in me hopes their early World Cup elimination will drive them to be better, but the cynic in me worries that the lack of success they’ve encountered in recent years weighs too heavy on this squad—they need a victory—one against a hardened, talented national team—to rejuvenate them.

I think that’s why, at least to some extent, Hansi wants to experiment. Clearly, there’s something wrong with this team (let’s face it: probably more than one “something”), and in order to properly diagnose the problem, he needs to experiment with new lineups and see what sticks. It’ll definitely be interesting to see whether or not this team can gel. As I always say, it’s one thing to have talented individuals, but it’s another thing entirely to convert those individual talents into a team. Facing France will be the ultimate trial by fire for this squad, right before the Euros at home, no less. It’ll be interesting to see what (if anything) comes of it. But I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t cause for concern, at least on my end 😵😂

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I thank Leon for comforting us, but I haven’t been humiliated by a Ref for quite long. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice I blame on you. What a shame.

Don’t even get me started bestie 😭 that was a refereeing disasterclass if I’ve ever seen one. Just..where were the penalties?!?! Where?!?! Maybe they got stuck inside Leon’s 10 kilo club, idk.

At least Leon’s thinking positive…I, on the other hand, am rotting away with the penalties that should’ve been…