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I have been listening to the Hobbit audiobook while working. Bad idea. I didn't work, I drew Bilbo and his fancy home ♥

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I love the ocean 🌊

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not really using tumblr anymore, message me if you want my discord or instagram. might be back to post writing.

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"and they feared the Eldar and the light of their eyes" is SO evocative by implication alone and i love love love when we're reminded the elves are eldritch beings. humans show up and they're met with a tall glowing willowy preternaturally strong people who read minds and have incomprehensibly magical burning light either smoldering in or emanating from their eyeballs. but in a poetic way that captivates them. mostly.

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I think that banana bread is a very hobbit-like food. I could imagine Bilbo having a slice with his tea. The thing is I cannot for the life of me imagine a fucking banana in Middle-Earth. They don’t belong there. Solution: banana bread just spawns in the Shire and no one fucking knows where it comes from

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I saw a post about Denethor that was like "I think he's actually a really good leader, tactically, and making a lot of good decisions. It's not his fault that he can't compare to people like Elves and Númenóreans in the book."

Damn, so near, and yet so far.

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Ripples from a passing boat on a calm day at Lake Michigan.

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...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

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does anyone remember that textpost that was like. frodo’s admiration of goldberry isn’t sexual attraction it’s like a gay man’s love of lady gaga or something like that…. i can’t find it… but i remember it…

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Half Goblin, half Hobbit.

Goblit.

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loving the lord of the rings so far

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eowyn should have been a lesbian. Eowyn/faramir is like, fine, but it misses the point of eowyn for all baby dyke eowyn stans which is not that she longs for glory in battle and doesn't realize war is ugly and brutal, but that she's caught between two awful options and she doesn't want to be given one based on her gender. She's not in love with aragorn, she envies him because she finds the tasks he has in life more preferable and she hero worships him. Is this the point Tolkien was trying to make? Well, no,

[lesbiulmo]

eowyn should have been a lesbian. Eowyn/faramir is like, fine, but it misses the point of eowyn for all baby dyke eowyn stans which is not that she longs for glory in battle and doesn't realize war is ugly and brutal, but that she's caught between two awful options and she doesn't want to be given one based on her gender. She's not in love with aragorn, she envies him because she finds the tasks he has in life more preferable and she hero worships him. Is this the point Tolkien was trying to make? Well, no,

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Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

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its me boy im the seventh cool textile hobby you wanna pick up speaking to you inside your brain listen to me boy you DO have time for me you wanna do me so bad