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guys in the air, on a plane, all by myself!

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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guys i am officially a legal adult. wtaf. who let that happen

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I cannot help myself.

I am going to fail.

Everything.

I am stuck in an out of body loop. Staring at myself not getting the work done, whilst the screen shines brightly in my face. I am not looking at the screen, instead at myself. Failing to complete the task, brush her teeth, have a shower, braid her hair. It pains me to watch, but it hurts even more to look away, watching myself fail and get worse with each attempt, like I have set myself a trap on the fourth step of the staircase. I cannot advance, cannot complete the round or go forward. Instead stuck staring at the ground, like Cinderella but with both shoes.

I cannot turn my head.

I cannot help myself.

i cannot help myself - lettuceish

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Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way

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am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

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:0

uh-oh! looks like there’s a little blasphemy going on in the confessional

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i am 40 mins in and am shitting myself tbh

are you ready? officially our LONGEST video of all time and maybe the spookiest is finally here: Poppy Playtime CHAPTER 4!

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its you

despite everything, its still you

Maybe we've all time traveled to a past where Dan and Phil were able to be who they are from the very beginning

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!!!!!

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dan has talked about his bed and his room in the phouse before but phil never has… this means phil does not have a room or a bed because dan won’t let him. SAD. smash that like button if you cried for the twink sleeping on the floor

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omg guys it was so good!!!

i laughed so much, cheered screamed booed.

got a poster and tote bag as merch, wanted a hoodie but did not have £60 lol

whoever said in the sinful confessions that croissants w ketchup was good needs to die omg.

i loved it and them so much OMG

queing for my seat at TIT!!!

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in the interval!!

they r so funny guys.

and theyre actually real

queing for my seat at TIT!!!

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AT MY SEAT

queing for my seat at TIT!!!

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queing for my seat at TIT!!!