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Woke people absolutely bewildered to learn that white people in fact get bullied for being too pale.

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It’s so adorable when progressive comedy writers try to be transgressive, but they can’t actually offend anyone, so they just make fun of the Nazis really hard as if Adolf Hitler is some sacred cow no one else would dare to poke fun at. Daffy Duck has made fun of Hitler, people. 

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“White people have no culture” said the rootless urbanite who has rejected every tradition his family had.

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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manga shops are all like yeah weve got manga. volumes 2,5, and 4 copies of 9

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5 Human Species Who Lived Alongside Us

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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

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im sure marijuana is addictive in some form just as almost anything can potentially be but whenever someone talks about being addicted to weed the same way you get addicted to like heroin i think reagan’s corpse cums in his pants in his coffin