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Lemony Snicket really did just wrote for wierd kids right? Like main demographic, shure with the ASOUE TV show it got out there, but every wierd teenage girl you know or knew most likely read at least one of his series. Like that's some peak wierd kid material.

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Why either?

count olaf decides to clone himself and hire the clones as henchpeople. it instantly breaks down because they're too busy either fighting or fucking

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Out with the Bookcart In with the Bookshelf!

I decided that my bookcart was annoying and not working, this is my solution. Shallower but wider so it has more usable space huzzah!

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So cute!! 😍

Monty doodle

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"Gifted kid burnout? I'll give you burnout!"

the firestarters don't hate books or intellectualism or whatever they just snapped after hearing the phrase "gifted kid burnout" one too many times

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Mental breakdowns need to be good for something...

“this chapter you wrote is really good!”

thanks, i wrote it in the middle of a mental breakdown.

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🥲

Spent most of last night having an existential crisis after going down a rabbit hole and reading about what happened to Cass, Max-Ernest, and Yo-Yoji in the Bad Magic series (which I have not read). It would have been so easy to have them pop up in cameos where Cass and Yo-Yoji are still dating and Max-Ernest has zero rizz but PB really said that who you are in middle school is not a stagnant reflection of your personality and who you will become...

Like I said, it would have been easy to have Cass and Yo-Yoji still dating like in every other spinoff to every other middle-grade novel couple but that's just not who they are anymore and this feels more authentic to their characters. And not only is Max-Ernest canonically gay now (which I can believe) but now he has game. Because PB's point with this is that you're not going to be the same person at twenty-four as you were at fourteen, and just because the three of them went through this very unique experience as teenagers doesn't mean that they're going to be together forever and best friends forever in their adult lives. I think I'm going to be sick.

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In which case Anthony's temptation was a nerdy drama queen magician addicted to chocolate.

if max-ernest is named after max ernst.......... is anthony named after the temptation of st anthony

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😭😭😭

I honestly feel like people think that (and this is from the very few and far between fanfic's about them that i've read) that Frank and Ernest never got along. And i for one think this is completely untrue.

Now here me out here

Now imagine a little Frank following Ernest around wanting to be just like him, and their parents finding this to be adorable kept dressin them alike. And Frank wanting to be like his older brother so much down to even asking for the same toys and things for Hanukkah ad their birthday.

Imagine Ernest originally trying to set a good example for Frank because he looks up to him. An then the fire that destroyed their house when they were four happened and Ernest just wants to be alone and Frank won't let that go on and kept bothering him and Ernest snaps at him.

Think about dewey having to step up and talk to them separately to get them to speak to each other again. and after that Ernest and Frank were as thick as thieves again. And as they protected their older brother from bullys.

Then Ernest slowly start so shift to the firestarting side. Small changes in morals and how to go about things. After all of that starts going on more and more fights between Frank and Ernest kept happening between them, and them not talking to eachother for weeks on end the longest being a month and half. It was to the point dewey couldn't even get them to talk or be in the same room together.

After they are all out of school and are running the hotel together. Ernest joins the Firestarters and Frank and dewey find out and get into a big fight where Frank denounces him as a brother causing the fight to explode out of proportion, making dewey sulk back into the sub library and Ernest avoiding Frank.

Years later dewey tricks them into the same room and tells them that vfd wants him to "make himself disappear and he needed both of their help to do so, and for the first time in year Frank and Ernest agreed and worked together to help protect their brother one last time.

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That would be so awesome!

Can you imagine ASOUE show aimed at adults rather than kids, exploring the darker sides of VFD and the schism and the frankly startling amount of deaths and danger, i don't know i just feel that any time i think about the sugar bowl gen i think about how tragic and violent their lives usually are, even if what we see presented to us is through a child's perspective.

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Brett Parry and Armstrong Feint competing over the Worst Parent of the Year award

HURRAHH GET FUCKED BRETT PERRY SENIOR

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Let's just send this kid. What could possibly Go wrong?

lmao they're already planning his funeral. me too clay

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ray bradbury

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reblog to kiss a fanfic writer on the mouth

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Stay silly!

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

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People who don't re-read books are so funny to me. "I know what happens"..?? Gurl I know what pizza tastes like, still gonna eat another one. I know what a rainbow looks like, you think that'll stop me running outside, camera in hand, to see the next one?

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It's summer as soon as it's June for me so here's a cass summer sketch