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Ezekiel: *sneezes*

Jake: Bless you.

Ezekiel: I’m already blessed every day I get to spend with you.

Jake: Ezekiel...

Ezekiel: Jacob.

Cassandra: Cassandra.

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Flynn: You can’t turn down a dare!

Eve: You can if you’re older than eight.

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Flynn: I need your help. I’ve done something bad. Very bad.

Eve: Put ice on the corpse. I’m on my way.

Flynn: What? No!...It’s not...Why would I...?

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Eve Baird is one of the most practically dressed female badasses I have seen since Samatha Carter. I love her and her outfits. Seriously, she’s got combat boots, well-fitted jumpsuits that allow her to move AND store things, an array of comfy layering sweaters I am extremely jealous of, and when she does wear heels and a dress it’s for a situationally appropriate reason!!! Bless Dean Devlin for creating fictional women who are extremely relatable.

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jacob: did you put 9lb of bird seed on my car?

ezekiel: you weighed it?

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Jake: *walking down the stairs* Is something burning?

Ezekiel: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my love for you

Jake: Ezekiel, the toaster is on fire

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Flynn: You’re really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren’t you?

Ezekiel: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Eve: How did this happen to me? I mean, how?

Jacob: Tell me about it.

Eve: I was a NATO colonel, and now I'm Library-married to a man who tried to put his jacket on before his shirt.

Jacob: Ezekiel called cauliflower "ghost broccoli" yesterday.

Eve:...

Eve: God help us both.

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Jake: I bet you’d look great grasping at the sheets on my bed.

Ezekiel: Mate, I’m not making your bed for you.

Jake: …

Jake: That’s NOT what I was thinking.

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i liked cindy as much as the next guy but i gotta be real guys

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Starting Jazekiel week off with what I believe is a very accurate summary of their relationship.

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#when he isn’t looking

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Estrella: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.

Cassandra: Awwww.

Ezekiel: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Jake: ...Thanks.

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*at Disney world, on the teacup ride*

Eve, Jake and Jenkins: *spinning calmly while talking*

Flynn, Cassandra and Ezekiel: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Ezekiel: Wow, it’s really muggy out today.

Jake: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you.

Ezekiel: *sips coffee from bowl*

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Ezekiel: [does something ridiculous]

Jake: Great, like I needed to get any more attracted to you.

Ezekiel: … What?

Jake: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. THAT’S WHAT I SAID.

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Jake: Just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.

Ezekiel: You won't have to. I'll escape. We both know this.