Libby, she/her/hers - #31 Sylvia Killy with Erie Roller Derby - Children's Librarian - Starfleet Ops - choice - dongari - carat - tomoon - weve - stay - plory - insomnia - Otome Enthusiast
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Mold fairies with their berry of choice🍓 Instead of pixie dust they leave trails of mold spores.
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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔
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little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."
so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao
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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen
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