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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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As someone with an undiagnosed disability (99% sure its fibromyalgia) that I've had since I was a little kid, I've never understood why adults feel the need to enter the Pain Olympics whenever a kid says they're in pain.
I cannot tell you how many times an adult told me over the years that "you're too young to be in that kind of pain" or the classic "wait until you're my age", insinuating that I was a little bitch who could never grasp what true pain really is.
Just yesterday I was in class and a guy near me mentioned that his back hurt, which our teacher heard and said "you're too young, just wait until your 50s, then it'll really hurt", and I hear this guy very quietly say that he has scoliosis.
It's so annoying. Why do you need to win the Pain Olympics? Why do you need to prove to a child that your life is harder than theirs? This is the reason I didn't know I had chronic pain until I was 16
#even without any sort of malady. kids can experience pain that’s equal or greatest than adults#I remember growing pains bc they were so acutely painful#like maybe realize that children also feel pain and just bc you’re older doesn’t mean you feel pain more#greater*
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they said that they'll pay for my college if i go to america and kill americans. im forced to accept their offer because college is literally so expensive:( btw im not like the others who take up this offer because im doing this to pay for my college while the others are doing this because they hate americans. ill fight you if you criticise me 🤬 im just a girl ☹️
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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.
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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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This screenshot of my Youtube searches cracks me up because half of it us like okay guys let’s take a little breather and the other half was me making a reference and my high schoolers going “what’s that?” but it’s the most random assortment
#p#the kiss one was specifically when I said that the Britney Spears and Madonna kiss was queerbaiting#and my queer students were like THEY KISSED?!#just a fun pride month chat. originally I was talking about the EXTREME queerbaiting of tatu#when it came out later that one of them was homophobic#so I said it was like the Madonna Britney Spears kiss#it was a queer(bait) history lesson
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Let’s hold up traffic with mama
Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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