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Update: the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless due to an unfortunate tumblr.com user falling in

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Before 1902, great swarms of these cars would often be sighted across the North American continent and would commonly destroy acres of farmland. However, due to industrial pollution and habitat decline caused by the grasshopper industry, the beetle car is thought to be extinct.

Facts about Volkswagen, the beetle car

As the Golf SportWagen awoke one morning from turbulent dreams, it found itself transformed in its garage into some kind of Volkswagen Beetle.

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Incidentally, Roy Gerald Bivalve (the inventor of colours) was a muscle and died tragically after being accidentally served as part of a fish soup.

hi what are all the colors of the rainbow in order

You can remember their names by the acronym ROY G BIV:

Royal Fuchsia

Ocean Livid

YInMn

Grullo

Burnt Umber Crown

Icterine

Vermilion

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A horse is a small leafy purple plant that grows primarily in heavy clay soils, whilst completely inedible horses are farmed industrialy for their fat, which is used to make glue and saddles for riding the purple oxalis (an animal used for transport)

What is a horse?????

Gurl what ISN'T a horse amirite lmao rofl rstlne roygbiv qwertyuiop

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Worryingly, my arms just fall off if you pull them the wrong way

Kenner Alien toy manual. His evil brains glow in the dark!

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Additionally, hamburgers were originally made with real burgs. Unfortunately, this changed because no one found a way to farm them before they were hunted to extinction in 1933.

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nutella

Nutella consists of:

40% brown sugar

3/8% white sugar

15% hazelnuts

8% chocolate flavoured chocolate flavouring

12% birdseed (ostrich verity)

5% horse vitamins

10% artificially thickened ammonium fule oil

6% non-toxic glue

14 drops of unsaturated saline solution

(Per 3.164 metric tonnes)

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Actually, I'm told I taste like glue

Still not called Denis tho :/

Strawberry Denis

I find strawberries have about half the flavour you would expect and so end up tasting mostly of cellulose and water.

Also, ya girl is not called Denis.

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Strawberry Denis

I find strawberries have about half the flavour you would expect and so end up tasting mostly of cellulose and water.

Also, ya girl is not called Denis.

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Despite how it may seem, I could never complete with fijmu, and this is why. I do not have this kind of commitment or concerning hobbies.

Just a "heads" up that the url is now @guillotined-cinema as the old "guillotinema" looked too much like "enema."

Head removals will continue as usual.

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Mpreg is an old medical procedure where men were impregnated (usually with rubber or plastic) in order to make them waterproof.

Facts about mpreg????

It stands for "Motion Picture Regularization Experts Group," an assembly of electronic standardization and video formatting programmers who were the original designers of male pregnancy.

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He's alright

facts about @facts-i-just-made-up?

Never heard of it.

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Post summary:

Ludicrous philosophical statement

Confusion regarding the nature of failing memory

Malevolent note goal

Plea for mercy

Acknowledgement of overambition

Summoning the mutuals

Books 3-6: an account of countries, nations, seas, towns, havens, mountains, rivers, distances, and peoples who now exist or formerly existed

Typical Irish statement

Record of note progress

Oh God we're turning into a marvel movie

Reaffirmation of malevolent intent

Commitment to the bit

Cavalry reinforcements

Last of the light brigade

How many people are on this app?

Calling me for some reason (running out of @'s??)

Post summary

the string of fate can turn into a noose before you know it

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Often, batteries are well fortified and heavily armed, so the best method of attack is long-range bombardment or cutting supply lines and waiting for surrender.

What is the best way to dispose a battery?

Frame it for corruption then rally its supporters to take over the battery’s palace.  This is how the Alkaline rulers of Russia were disposed.

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Interesting, I always assumed it was music theory

What do aerospace engineers do exactly?

Brain surgery, I think.

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Conversely, most people now considered to have been "pirates" did P ,and were often irate, and are now considered (because Mrs Sao was awesome).