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The page section in question lol

Gandalf is back, he delivers messages from Galadriel to Aragorn and Legolas and Gimli is like "what 🥺? no message for me 🥺? Not even to tell me of my death 🥺?" Gandalf says "my bad bro, she said to use ur axe good" and GIMLI LEAPS UP AND SINGS IN JOY THAT "HIS LADY" (her words not mine) SENT HIM A MESSAGE

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About 70% of men experience some form of patterned baldness

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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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Boromir at the Council of Elrond THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

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Bigtop Burger: Oven

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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WARRIOR CATS

Awaken: The Lost Dreamer (ATLD)

Book 1: Face your Nightmares

"A white-striped black cat awakes in the middle of the night. Red teary eyes glow in the dark as the frightened cat's thoughts are racing. "Why did it have to happen? What have I done?" A hushed whisper broke the still silent… "I… I don't want to exist anymore!" "You're free now" the cat's loyal shadow steps into the moonlight. "Do as you wish. But never regret your choice". As the shadow fade, a cry was heard:

"WAIT! Please… Don't go. Stay with me… I want to follow you!"

Awaken: The Lost Dreamer tells the story of two cats with blood on their paws. Two cats with fated misfortune. But also, two awoken dreamers.

Who are they? How dangerous can they be? What will they find inside the Dream World?

Everything will be answered once you face your nightmares."

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My entry for @harriertail's contest >:D

I've been feeling more comfortable with my characters (Emo and Nightmare) lately and I wanted to share a bit more of them qwq

What better chance to do this than this contest? I was very hyped when I found it because I love doing Warrior Cats covers. I've already done the first cover of each arc so I had to make my own cover too TTwTT

This one is inspired by The Rise of Scourge (of course XD)

Some more extras:

Textless version

Back cover closeup

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I made a thing.

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el cas cas

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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sillies

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No verão, as noites - Submitted by alliveirrr

#E05E07 #F09B1C #B57F28 #C72C16 #8F2B1C #381307

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