Point of contact and Blog for Dr Harleen Quinzel, AKA Harley Quinn! The Joker ain't necessary. [ Out Of Character Notes: ] [ Both writer and muse are adults. ] [ This Blog touches upon some triggering topics. These will be tagged as #triggering topics - other triggers can be tagged upon request. ][ Homebrew version of a Post-Joker Harley Quinn. The FAQ Page and The Rules Page are considered required reading. You may also peruse my past answers at your leisure. Any similarities to other published or fan-created version of Harley are unintentional. ] [ The blog's writer is neither a Therapist nor a medical professional in any capacity. They will do their best to do their research for purposes of answering questions, but cannot provide a meaningful substitute for medical or mental health services. ] [ Unless tagged otherwise, all posts on this blog should be interpreted as being in-character as Harley Quinn. ]
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we should domesticate the hyena
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Valentine yeen wallpapers
Get in my Kofi store
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So Crane just revealed he has the answers on living forever. Are you going to get in on this?
Did he? I thought he said he was just plannin' on leaving behind a pretty ghost.
Which is very him, honestly. I'm sure he'll be a terror when there's not much left that can stop him. That said, no thanks, I'm good.
I can only tolerate the runaround by so many hare-brained schemes before I get burnt out on the larger-than-life for good, you get it.
#Answers#Anonymous#Harley Blogs#Harley Quinn#Harleen Quinzel#Independent Harley Quinn#DC Askblog#mod art#dcau askblog
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Okay pipsqueaks, who did this? Speak up, which one of you nerds brought up the divorce? Do you know how insufferable he's gonna be about this for the next month?
Valentine's day is next month, why'd'ja go and do this right before Valentine's day?? You people, I swear.
i have a hard time believing you were ever married i mean you run a tumblr blog
....Uh-huh. Right. Hey folks, social experiment time:
#Harley Blogs#Dash Commentary#Hey Jonny Jonny#Harley's Friends#Mod art#reblog for a bigger sample size
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On my hands and knees begging adults to allow children to engage in risk play.
And by risk play I don't mean handing them a gun and playing Russian Roulette.
I mean like climbing trees, getting so sick spinning on the swing they throw up, balancing on the curb, sitting in the mud, walking on slippery surfaces, building half ass ramps to ride their bike over, standing on rocks, or anything that involves a smidgen of confidence and out of the box thinking that could result in injury.
Obviously like watch your kids and such, but when we talk about the fun of being an 80s or 90s kid, it's not just talking about CDs and Walkmans or not having iPads. It's about how kids today were robbed of critical learning and experience skills we were allowed to have.
Playgrounds disappearing, helicopter parents, and sue culture really destroyed a child's development in the United States, and I think it's about time we as adults recognize that, because the kids sure have.
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Everybody shut up and look at the Cincinnati zoo Hanukkah otter
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tweet transcript in alt text. image ID: a clip-art picture of a hanukkiah with nine burning candles, standing amongst gelt pieces. above it in cursive font are the words "Happle Hanukkah." end ID
chag sameach this still makes me laugh
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As Music Meister's DEFINITELY not girlfriend I demand to see him again (I love him you draw Darius! Rah🎶😋)
.... Uh huh.
Given I don't live with Dennis. I ain't gonna do that, seems rude to bust in on someone else's house to take pictures of their roommate.
And uh, take it from a place of personal experience, girlie, you don't wanna fall too deep into this starry-eyed obsession with a rogue, s'pecially not of the mind-twisting variety.
It makes a gal feel awful incomplete, chasin' down your missing pieces. I can only advise against it.
#Answers#There is a blog canon music meister and I do not write him#And his name is Dennis no matter how many times you try to correct me.#mmmbeetlejuice#Harley Blogs#Harley Quinn#Harleen Quinzel#Independent Harley Quinn#DC Askblog#mod art#dcau askblog
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Merry Christmas Harley 🎄 🎅
And a HAPPY HANNUKAH to you!
Meow-zel tov!!
#Answers#delightfullyghoul#Harley Blogs#Harley Quinn#Harleen Quinzel#Independent Harley Quinn#DC Askblog#Nice Jewish Blogging#mod art#dcau askblog#This is a real sweater that exists by the way#Meow-zel tov!
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Hello yes winning a shitty ex competition and watching a hagfish tear Alien-style through a fish carcass named after the boy who faked leaving the country instead of dumping me properly has done more for my mental health than the months of therapy he caused.
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