25. Paramedic out of the South. Starbucks Barista. Puns, sarcasm, dirty and dark humor. Welcome to my musings.
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Meal Prep Monday! Make it fun 💁🏼 #HollaBackGurl #MealPrepMonday #AllTheFood #NomNomNom #VeggiesEverywhere
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Great day on the boo boo bus #KeepItClean #BathTime #BooBooBus #Ambulance #Paramedic
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These are the best wedding photos I’ve ever seen. (via kayatheshepherd)
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IKEA bags hold everything. (via meanboysclub)
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Thar stingray that killed Steve Irwin is probably dead now and got a hug from Steve himself in animal heaven because Steve’s a good guy like that
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When Stan Lee leaves us all, Deadpool should do cameos in all Marvel movies in place of him.
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The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.
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Get that slow-mo 125lb clean PR #SlowMo #Clean #PR #Uggghhh #SDSC #MoreWeight! #IsItDepthTho
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Benefits pages are so weird. “A generous allotment of meal vouchers is provided at no cost ”
Yeah, I’m gonna need to know what you mean by generous, because I like to eat.
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24 is a really awkward age. Half my friends are either on their third child and in the middle of a divorce, or still getting an allowance from their parents while retaking a class for the third time.
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It's 3am and 4am for me
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Night shift life
The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.
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Do you ever just stop and think:
“I really miss Steve Irwin” ?
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When you LOVE Chinese food but it doesn't fit your macros you make your own! #SkinnyOrangeChicken #VeggieStirFry #BrownRice #AllTheColors #GetInMyBelly
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Sharpest View of the Andromeda Galaxy, Ever.
The NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope has captured the sharpest and biggest image ever taken of the Andromeda galaxy — a whopping 69,536 x 22,230 pixels. The enormous image is the biggest Hubble image ever released and shows over 100 million stars and thousands of star clusters embedded in a section of the galaxy’s pancake-shaped disc stretching across over 40,000 light-years.
Use the ZOOM TOOL to view in full detail.
(WARNING: May cause existential crisis)
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