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Steph: How are you?

Alex: Okay.

Steph: Are you sure? You look upset.

Alex: Oh... I am. I just didn't know if you wanted to get into all that.

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"Are you guys looking for silence or a fun time? Because I was thinking about calling my ex to yell at him... but I won't if you're not into that drama."

- Rachel Amber, probably

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Joyce: Will you share your ETA once you get in the car?

Chloe: Why? Can't I just text you?

Joyce: I've literally seen you text "on my way" from bed so, no, you've lost that privilege.

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Sean: Do you speak any Spanish?

Finn: Yeah. I know a little.

Sean: ¿Cómo te llamas? (What's your name?)

Finn: Bien. ¿Y tú? (Good. And you?)

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Victoria: Did someone in here just try to message me a picture of a bunny wearing a backpack?

Kate: Yes.

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Max, about Warren: I don't really want to date him, but I like having him around for movies and Uber Eats.

Chloe: He's in the foodzone.

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Victoria: *in the front seat* Yo, I'm so fucking glad Chloe went home.

Chloe: *in the back seat* I'm back here, you dumbass.

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Rachel: *trying to deep fry chicken nuggets and accidentally sets the stove on fire*

Kate: *panics, snatches Chloe's glass, and throws it on the fire*

Max: DON'T THROW WATER ON AN OIL FIRE!

Chloe: That was water?

Max: WHY WERE YOU DRINKING A GLASS FULL OF VODKA!?

Kate: FIRE! FOCUS ON THE FIRE!

Max: Right. Where is your fire extinguisher for the kitchen?

Rachel: My only fire extinguisher is in the garage.

Max: WHY WOULD YOU NOT PUT IT IN THE ROOM OF THE HOUSE WITH THE HIGHEST PROBABILITY OF CATCHING FIRE!?

Chloe: *has wandered into the living room and accidentally awoken Warren*

Max: *runs out of the kitchen to the garage*

Warren: *sees Max running and goes into the kitchen*

Chloe: *casually steals Warren's spot*

Warren: *sees the fire and snatches up Rachel and Kate, throws them on the couch on top of a passed out Nathan*

Nathan: What the fuck?

Max: *runs back in with the fire extinguisher*

Warren, to Nathan: You have the survival instincts of a brick!

Max: *comes into the room* The fire's out.

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Warren, posting online: Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.

Max: Another post to add to the list of "I swear I'm not a serial killer, just a photographer."

Chloe: i'm not even a photographer and this is awesome

Rachel: I'm not even a serial killer, and I love this

Mr. Jefferson: I'm a serial killer.

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Chloe: *throws her laptop* Damnit! I lost again!

Kate:

Kate: Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?

Chloe:

Chloe: Yes, please.

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"Why do we have to FIGHT the monster??? WHY can't we... kiss the monster... gently hold the monster... tell the monster how we really feel?"

- Alex about Ryan during the LARP, probably

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"I miss old-fashioned money laundering. Like, NFTs aren't even remotely cool. Open up car washes and Italian restaurants."

- Chloe Price, most likely

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Max: *building a piece of IKEA furniture* Is it straight enough?

Chloe: That's what Step-Douche says about me.

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Waiter: Are you two a couple?

Ryan: No—

Steph: Is there a discount?

Waiter: Ten percent off dessert.

Ryan: *puts his arm around Steph*

Steph and Ryan, in unison: Yes. Yes, we are.

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Victoria: Listen up, fives!

Victoria: A ten is speaking.

(Later)

Victoria: Rachel, can we talk, one ten to another?

Rachel: I'm an eleven, but continue.

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Chloe: If I died—

Max, scrolling on her phone: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

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Max: How petty can you get!?

Victoria: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument with Rachel.