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Masterpost: How to Save Space & Stay Organized While Lifting:

Want to avoid getting caught just because SAs notice your bag looks lumpy as fuck when you leave a store? Want to stay organized and not constantly shuffle around the shit ton of clothes you just stole in your bags between stores?? Want to fit even more of those delightfully sinful clothes in any bag your evil hearts desire??? Want to skip the extra trips having to dump your stolen goodies in your car cause you can’t control your lifting habit???? Want to finally organize the disgusting piles of all your hauls that have been collecting dust in your bedroom?????

Here you go u filthy animals.

Step-by-step illustrations on how to properly fold clothes in life, I tried this out today and sweet Jesus Christ on a cracker it works wonders for lifting. (Taken from a book I lifted called “Spark Joy”)

Example: fold shirts this way and stack at bottom of your bag, and throw an unfolded item on top to cover the clothes. No stores will ever fold your new clothes this neat so it’s best to cover them to make it look natural if you have an open shopping bag.

*** Please note that this only works in fitting rooms or if you go to the mall restrooms after hitting a store… please don’t attempt this on the store floor lmao cuz obviously ur done 4 if someone saw you folding shit this way out in the open.

Let me know if you try this and it works out for you too!!!

Much love 🐒❤️

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