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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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#mostly rockstar but turned goddess of truth#then she was lonely but THEN she got both her consorts back#so now she’s happy
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this video is making me lose it right now i cant stop replaying it its so funny
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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#I don’t really care with my given name#but my last name is spelled phonetically#and is Eastern European#and if people get it wrong I don’t get my mail#sooooooo
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#if Amy and I ever fought#it would be a witch duel#and I think she’d probably win#bc eventually I’d just fall into a heap
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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Gen X: [raises hand] Can... can we also maybe not get worked to death?
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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.
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#memories of I’m in the lords army YESSIR in my brain#also I did stage crew for a musical#based on Pilgrims Progress#and it had a HUGE FUCKING SEQUENCE#about this armor#Christians would enjoy life so much more#if they just relaxed and did LARP
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Of course Trump/GOP have it backwards.
You won't have a country anymore if you give unlimited immunity to a criminal President.
It's obvious.
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