he/him | there is no g in my name | I like to make the computer do the thing | fairly new to tumblr
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i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit
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just @nudityandnerdery and @eliaplaysgames carrying this site on their shoulders
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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You can control white people by giving them cheese
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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
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dating someone who naturally brings out your playfulness, makes you laugh, never stops flirting with you, and loves you a little extra on the days you don't feel loveable makes you feel so incredibly safe and secure which makes you fall even more in love
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today was good because i had two fire fits on
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I saw the "AD BLOCK IS NOT ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE" popup on YouTube only for it to immediately disappear within a half second. I felt like a lady being shielded by the great knight sir Firefox from a terrible bowmans arrow.
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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
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Returning to Tumblr simply to point how the cast of Game Changer is like no other. This interview is wild.
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