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happy birthday to jace herondale, who even though he was taught to love is to destroy and to be loved is to be destroyed, he still found love and made it through hell to be happy, and he is happy now, even though he probably never thought he would be

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clary: i heard the bigger ego someone has, the dumber they are

jace: pretty much

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look jace could die in twp and that would mean he died five years ago and we wouldn't know, and that terrifies me

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julian: all i need in life is some sleep

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zara: i need help, i'm bleeding out

julian: sounds like a personal problem

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when we look at the parallel of livvy being the only living blackthorn in thule vs her being the only dead one, julian is also alive in thule. thule is also two or three years ahead of the normal timeline. what happens then? the wicked powers. well, thule julian then dies. so, logically... julian could die in twp.

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aline: hello, i'm-

helen: exists

aline: not as staight as i thought

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aline: i could stab you in my sleep

helen: and you'd look hot doing it, babe

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name a more iconic scene than aline throwing a lamp and yelling "LISTEN TO MY WIFE"

i'll wait

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the things i would do for a ty pov of the lake lyn scene

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kit in los: i just met ty a week ago but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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someone at the scholomance asking ty smth like "so you're sherlock? do you have a watson?" and ty starts to say yes, yes he does, but he doesn't know if kit is still his watson

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james: thomas, what's that on your neck?

thomas: i uh, fell

matthew: on your neck?

thomas: yes

matthew: was the floor alastair?

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james: kit, i would say you have an... explosive personality

matthew, drunk: very much so.

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matthew: why would i fuck a demon? simple: the status. imagine you and your friends arriving at the gate of hell, they're all crying, scared to death, and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. legendary.

thomas: it's 3am

james: no no, he's got a point

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matthew: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

lucie: i'm a knife

jesse from across the room: she's a little spoon

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cordelia: so how wad your honeymoon?

jesse: great, lucie got drunk and ripped up our marriage certificate. she said "good luck returning me without the receipt!"