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CB waiting for Dustin like we were to see any other character in this boot

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“40 is good, 50 is great, 60 is fab, and 70 is fucking awesome!” ~ Helen Mirren 💪🏻

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i woke up in a cold sweat to make this merry christmas

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3D Art by Billelis

Billy Bogiatzoglou a.k.a Billelis is a UK-based digital artist and art director best known for his digitally rendered images. He is graduated from the University Of Plymouth with a degree in Digital Art and Technology.   

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Selected by tu recepcja

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are you really even gay if you haven’t already picked out which of the six merry murderesses of the cook county jail you would play and how you would deliver your own verse

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“Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!”

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Got these done~ Man these were so much fun to design! Here are Morgan’s signature guns, Cell Block Tango.

“The famed demon-smith Rodin handcrafted and fashioned these guns after the semi-automatic Colt M1911 pistols. They’ve gained their names from some of the most dangerous women from the Cook County Jail, including Annie, June, Velma, and Mona. These women are remembered in infamy for doing away with the men that did them wrong. The sturdy pistols are a bit on the heavy side compared to some more lighter models, but the shattering power that comes from the bullets of these guns can break even the toughest of angels. It is said that anyone, be they witch, angel, human, or god, who threatens the family of the witch owns these guns will find out in an instant how quickly a barrel from these guns can break one’s jaw.”

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Hamilton meets Cell Block Tango

Hamilton: Call me son one more time!

Hamilton to audience: And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots...INTO HIS HEAD!

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You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. Pop. So I came home this one day. And I’m really irritated. I’m looking for a little bit of sympathy. And there’s Bernie. Lying on the couch, drinking a beer, and chewing. No, not chewing. Popping. So I said to him, I said, “You pop that gum one more time…” And he did. So I took a shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots. Into his head.

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big mood: the woman in cell block tango who killed her husband for chewing gum loudly

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he had it coming