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kids these days don't even know how good they have it. they don't even know about the final fantasy 14 artificial housing crisis

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baby amaro deserves more outfits. the little sun hat has been my favorite to add to minions :)

helio / xma

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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

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So I made this giant Wooloo. And he’s a ball. Hand for scale 😆

Added banana for scale

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Once again I am deep into a fall mood in the middle of the summer 🎃 🍂

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phineas and ferb but tyrian. phineas is an asura and ferb is a charr who would've been iron legion. they're eight years old and live in lions arch. isabella would also be asura, and you'd think baljeet would be too but no he's human. buford is a norn obviously. linda and lawrence are asura and charr respectively but lawrence is often confused for a human in a costume because he stands straight and is kinda short for a charr also they're both Priory. perry is still a platypus. does this make any sense? am i blogging too close to the sun? im hitting post anyways.

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Beach rat preparing for a chill afternoon :D

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The Mother that Counts

In which Livia is subjected to a thirteen-year-old

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The year is 1301.

Livia finally let the weight on her shoulders take over as she delicately placed the Scepter of Orr back on it's stand. She carefully tweaked it's position until it looked like it had never been moved, knowing Isgarren would be more than upset if he found out she had been using it yet again. It's just- it's just that something was giving those bastardly White Mantle far more power than the Shining Blade was used to these days, and another loss would just be...

She shook her head and stepped into shadow, slipping into spectral walk when she had to pass by patch of moonlight, and escaped Amnytas before a single wizard knew she was there.

...

The smell of wet cobblestone hit her nose first before she flinched as the rain hit her head, and had she not ducked under an archway she would've quickly become as soaked as Divinity's Reach was. It was more shadows and spectral walks as she did her best to reach the palace as dry as possible, lest she invoke the ire of-

"And just where have you been, Missy?"

Ah. Too late, it seems.

Thirteen-year-old Countess Anise, Lady in Waiting to the little Princess Jennah, barely came up to Livia's bottom rib and still had an innocent chub to her cheeks; but stared her down like she was her war-torn commanding officer and she was very, very disappointed in her failure to follow orders.

She wore a prim and proper navy blue dressing gown Livia knew concealed many little knives over a ruffled satin nightgown that brushed the top of embroidered navy slippers. Her hair was pulled back by a satin headband and she still had flecks of a green spa mask on the sides of her face.

"Well now, who said you could stay up and wait for me-?"

"Do you know what time it is, Miss Livia?" Anise interrupted, jabbing a finger at her, "Do you remember what time you said you'd be back?"

"I just took a detour, Countess-"

"And now you come sludging up to the palace covered in Gods-know-what AGAIN-!"

"I am no-!" Livia looked down on herself.

Now was that dried mud or dried blood... or dried both... Either or, the muck was clinging to whatever part of her armor, clothes, and skin it could find. Sheepishly running her fingers through her hair she discovered it was in a similar boat.

"I can't even tell if you're injured with how gross you are," Anise scolded, "And if you are, its so going to get infected."

Livia blinked and Anise disappeared from in front of her, leaving only a slight haze of purple and a few shimmering butterflies, then she felt something shove her from behind.

"Hey-!"

"Move it, Missy! We have got to get you cleaned up!"

"Young lady, you are not the boss of- OUCH!!" Livia yelped as something sharply pinched her bottom and she went stumbling forward.

"Don't make me go get orders from the Queen!" Anise threatened, pushing her forward again.

One of the palace guards cracked and doubled over in a fit of giggles, quickly shoving her fist in her mouth as Livia glared her down before putting her hands up in surrender and allowing Anise to herd her towards the Shining Blades' quarters.

Bearing the brunt of Exemplar Salia bursting out laughing at her, Livia let Anise give her one last poke into the washroom where a luxuriously large claw bathtub sat full of warm sudsy water before turning around and trying to shoo her off.

"Now, now, I can bathe myself-"

"Nuh-uh."

"...Fuck you mean 'nuh-uh'?"

Anise closed the door behind them as several little Anise clones burst into existence. Anise stayed firmly turned around while Livia shrieked as they tore her armor off until she was completely bare before dropping her into the tub with a splash. All four of her limbs comically stuck in the air as the water settled, the hazy pink of the bubble bath slowly turning into a opaque muddy brown.

"This is hardly appropriate-!" Livia protested, yelping as more little Anise clones started grabbing at and scrubbing her exposed limbs, "I'm a grown adult-!"

"Oh, calm down," Anise sighed, plunking down a stepstool and rolling up her sleeves, "We're both girls here, and I did dye the water for your privacy. And no, we can't see through our clones, I told you this already."

"I know you're studying with Mabon, I'm the one who introduced you, and I know he sure can."

"Miss Livia, I've hardly reached that level of expertise, and I might never," Anise hmphed before she decisively dug her fingers through Livia's hair and started scrubbing.

"...What has gotten into you?! Girl, so help me-!" Livia coughed as a bucket of water was dumped over her head.

"...Really? You still don't remember?" Anise groaned, then shoved a scrubber into her hand, "Well, get to your intimate bits and make it snappy, I don't have all night!"

Anise then stepped off the stool with a huff and faced the door as Livia finished washing herself, and as she heard the splashes of Livia exiting the tub she snapped her fingers and delicate purple butterflies flew one of her linen nightgowns and quilted dressing robes to her.

"Dressed yet?"

"...You're a headache..." Livia sighed, pulling her robe more snug.

"You're giving me a headache," Anise snapped back, snapping the door open and pulling Livia through it.

Livia looked at the stairs leading up to the dormitories and her cozy, cozy bedroom with yearning before Anise pulled her away and out of the Shining Blade's quarters. She heard Salia laugh again before she was whisked down the hall...

To the Princesses' quarters?

"Your Majesty?" Anise knocked on the door, "I have Miss Livia, may we come in?"

There was a shuffle, and the door creaked open to have the little Princess Jennah's face appear. Her little eyes crinkled with her nose as she looked them up and down to assure herself it was actually them, then she pulled the door open and let them all the way in.

"Y-Your Majesty," Livia cleared her throat, making sure to bow deeply, "I-I didn't realize you had... requested me..."

Jennah tilted her head, looking a little confused, shooting Anise a look over crossed arms.

...The Princess didn't do much talking. She preferred to give people formal but scathing facial expressions to express herself. Despite her little doe-like features - wide eyes, cupid's bow lips, sweet little freckles, and a button nose - she could scold a grown man with a single flick of her eyebrow.

Of course, this upset the King as he wanted his heir to be a bold public speaker. The Queen insists that she's merely a late bloomer and just a little different, and Livia thinks so as well.

While she's become acquainted with Jennah's various faces, she didn't quite know what this one meant.

"Ugh, you really don't remember," Anise rubbed her temples, "Did you get hit in the head or something?"

Anise snapped up a heavy book and hauled it over, shoving the cover in Livia's face: It was the Official Textbook used to educate the Krytan Royal Family throughout generations about the Guild Wars, fifth edition, with an entirely ahistorical painting of a human warrior triumphing over a Flame Legion charr adorning the cover.

As Livia recalled it's contents, her promise came back to mind...

"You said that this book doesn't tell the whole story, and it sometimes lies," Anise fumed, "And you promised once you were done out in the field today you'd come back and tell me and Her Majesty what really happened during the Guild Wars."

"Oh, Gods, I did..." Livia pinched the bridge of her nose, "Oh, I'm sorry, little ones. And now it's too..."

Livia almost said 'late', but was met with double of the saddest, tear-filled begging expression from both girls. Anise's lip pouted and quivered, Jennah even pulled out little begging hands, and both of their brows were wrinkled with as many 'pleases' a brow could muster.

"Oh, alright! Gods, could those eyes get any bigger... Where do you want me?"

Jennah grabbed her hand and tossed her onto the plush couch, and just as Anise shoved the book into her hands Livia had each of them clinging to her side.

"Let's start all the way back when humans lived in Ascalon..."

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leaked screenshots of undertale 2!

“cmon kid, lets go save undertale….. TWO!”

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Tiny Buqh 💕

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When you're right, you're right.

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Not to worry! I made it up to her by getting her the Moon and the Stars!

As well as a sick leather jacket, I think she appreciated that

Jeez, this is her Ninth birthday too! If I remember right that makes her, what? 35 this year? Gah, both of us cant remember our ages

I FORGOT ABOUT MARRIACS BIRTHDAY

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I FORGOT ABOUT MARRIACS BIRTHDAY