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memeception

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house mice & deer mice

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houseplant type friend

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Sniffle... ermmm.. whimper.... bleah.. sob.....

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I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

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Investigating the psychology of imprinting with mama!!

Yes I know Lorenz is a man but he is the goslings’ mama now >:(

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lobotomy but they take out my brain and replace it with dropouts content library

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wet rat

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look at this absolute fool

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go away forever with me

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he's reeeally pushing his luck

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>be an 8th grade English teacher

>have an asocial student who draws on all her tests

>hey at least she doesn't do it on scantrons

>start leaving compliments towards her art when i grade her papers

>fast forward a few months

>notice she's drawing on her test as I'm doing my rounds around the class

>ask her what she's drawing

>this thirteen year old emo girl looks up at me with the wettest eyes I have ever seen

>"you if you were in Family Guy."