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i feel so bad for vampires like i would be evil too if i couldn’t eat garlic bread that’s so fucking sad. what a miserable existence omg.

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The Barbie movie isn't about girl power. It's not about how women can do everything they set their mind to. It's about how sometimes women are tired and average and that has to be okay too, because you don't have to do everything to be worth anything. (And that this is also true of men.)

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sorry ur boyfriend got brainwashed by the patriarchy. yeah he thought that it meant horses run everything. sorry.

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♡ Ken x The Patriarchy ♡

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s(he's) bro(ken)

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IYKYK

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Barbie (2023) really had Barbie say “hey. I know the reason you hurt me is because I hurt you. I’m sorry I hurt you, because you didn’t deserve that. I know you are a better person than this, and you are fully capable of being that person. I can’t change the past, and I don’t think we can be in each other’s lives anymore without hurting each other, but i am sorry and I want you to be happy. I want you to find your identity and love yourself and live.” and then she realizes she’s also talking about herself.

she’s saying “I deserve to live. We both deserve to live.” it is one of the kindest things I have ever seen done to someone and to themselves in any piece of media ever

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onlyfans for vampires… onlyfangs

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this was the only thing i thought about during his conversation with barbie

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I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

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only one of them has a nobel prize in physics

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My Dracula Fancasting

(because it's that wonderful time of year again)

(And I'm bored)

Our good friend, Jonathan Harper played by Nicholas Hout

Dracula played by Benedict Cumberbatch

Mina either portrayed Emmy Rossum

or Anne Hathaway

Lucy, played by Elle Fanning

Arthur Holmwood, played by Corey Mylchreest

Chris Hemsworth as Quincey P. Morris

Dr. Jack Seward presented by Ben Barnes

Willem Dafoe as Renfield

And finally, Collin Firth as Van Helsing.

I am not saying this is perfect, I am open to alternative suggestions, I just thought it might be fun. This is my first real post here so I apologize if the formatation sucks.

Thank you for reading until the end!😊

Have a nice day!