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I'm your mom

Happy birthday to everyone whose birthday is today!

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Actually, it is your birthday.

Happy birthday to everyone whose birthday is today!

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Happy birthday to everyone whose birthday is today!

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Happy birthday to everyone whose birthday is today!

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All hail king Harold

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Wine about it

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Get raisin'd

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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this

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One underappreciated thing about visiting somewhere completely different where you've got local hosts to hang out with is when you've gotten used to seeing wild shit that would absolutely not fly at home, and going "wow, this would be illegal where I'm from", but you're chill because when in rome you do as romans do.

And then at some point you're all in the middle of doing stuff and you make that remark again, and your host just goes "yeah it's illegal here too, we're just straight-up breaking the law rn."

And you just go aye, fair enough.

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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would you like a nice glass of

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It's one of those

Netsuke of a Plum Sparrow (Japan, late 18th century)

kind of days.

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via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

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this is fucking horrific

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"This is Ankh-Morpork, you know. We've got extra pronouns here."

GNU Terry Pratchett

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A boy can dream, can't he?