lilyrennifer

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If you like my incorrect quotes, you should check out my writing blog. I just published the first chapter, of my first ever original story. It’s called Finding Solas. ☀️

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Jeonghyeon: My life is miserable right now! 😩

Seungeon: What’s up? 🤨

Jeonghyeon: I realized I’m in love, and it sucks! 😑

Seungeon: Oh, c'mon, that's great! 😁 Being in love 🥰 isn't a bad thing, you don't have to fight it!

Jeonghyeon: It’s Hanbin. 🦊

Seungeon: 😱 You fight that feeling - you fight it like it's a fucking rock 'em sock ‘em! YOU PUNCH 💥🥊 ITS FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OFF!

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Hanbin: Hey hyung do you have a bag 👜 I can borrow?

Keita: The only bags 💼 I have are the ones under my eyes, 👁️ and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Hanbin: 🫤…. All you had to do was say no. 😑

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Kamden: This is horrible! 😱 This is the most humiliating 😫 thing to ever happen to me!

Jay: Oh really? 🤨 Even more humiliating than-

Kamden: We are not goin there! 😳

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Jay: You ok? 😐

Kamden: Yeah... why? 🤨

Jay: I mean, I just watched you fall down the stairs, lay on the floor for a minute and then start singing the baby shark 🦈 song, so... 🫤

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Kamden: He wants to talk about his feelings and I'm not good at that! 😬

*Flashback*

Jay: I'm just…. I'm feeling so hurt 😢 and shocked 😱 and I don't know how to react and…. Are you climbing out the window? 🤨

Kamden climbing out the window:…. No. 👀

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Kamden: I have a bad feeling. 😬

Jay: What do you mean? 🤨

Kamden: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Jay: No. 😐

Kamden: That explains so much. 🤦🏻

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Jeonghyeon: Where’s the broom? 🧹

Zhang Hao: You’re voluntarily cleaning? 🤨

Jeonghyeon: No. Kuan-Jui 🐉 hyung won't get down from on top of the fucking fridge! I’m going to whack 💥 him it!

Zhang Hao: 😳

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*After doing Aegyo*

Jeonghyeon: You have a match? 😑

Hanbin: Why? 🤨 You don’t smoke. 🚭

Jeonghyeon: Because I want to set myself on fire! 🔥

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Hanbin: If I were a drink, I would be a Vanilla Coke! 🥰 If you were a drink, what would you be? 🤔

Jeonghyeon: Bleach. 😶‍🌫️

Keita: Sewage. 🤢

Hanbin: Calm down, edgelords! 🙄

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*Talking about Boys Planet*

Hanbin: I can't believe we made it through all of that with our sanity intact! 😁

Jeonghyeon: Speak for yourself! 😒

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Keita: If it excites 🤩 you and terrifies 😱 you at the same time, you should probably do it.

Hanbin: Time to slap 👋🏻 Jeonghyeon while he’s sleeping! 😴

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Hanbin: Keita hyung, I'm sad. 😢

Keita: *Holds out his arms for a hug* 🤗 It’s going to be ok! 🥰

Seungeon: Jeonghyeon hyung, I'm sad too. 😢

Jeonghyeon: Mood. 🫥

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Gyuvin: Based on statistical evidence, 📈 I believe I’m immortal!

Gunwook: Why? 🤨

Gyuvin: I haven't died yet! 😄

Gunwook: 😳 That's... that's not how this works! 😫 That’s not how any of this works! 🤦🏻

Ricky under his breath: I can help test that theory. 😒

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Hanbin: Gyuvin isn't answering his phone. 😑

Yujin: I’ll call. 😒

Hanbin: Hao hyung and I have tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Gyuvin: *Over the phone* Hi Yujinnie! 🥰

Hanbin: 😠 How?!

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Gunwook: We're going to get in a lot of trouble for this aren't we? 😫

Gyuvin: Not if they can't prove it was us! 😈

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Ricky: WHO ATE MY YOGURT!? I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- 🔪

Jiwoong: I did!

Ricky: Kiss 😘 you and buy some more. 🥰 You honestly haven't eaten enough today hyung!

*Ricky walks away*

Jiwoong: He’s gone Gyuvin.

Gyuvin coming out of the closet with yogurt stuffed in his mouth: twankh uh! 🥹