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@ominous-signs

seen at chick-fil-a in Georgia. I know it’s an employment sign but it was pretty creepy.

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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Do I even have to say anything, this is embarrassing

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Concept: stage musical whose lead character can't seem to hear the music and is visibly baffled at the fact that everyone else is dancing – initially as comedy bit, but over the course of the production it gradually becomes apparent that we're looking at a formerly realistic setting which has suddenly begun to operate according to stage musical rules, and we watch as the lead is ostracised from their peers and driven to madness by the fact that they're seemingly the only one who's noticed that anything has changed.

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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rose and cinders

someone say a yuri ship . first one u think of

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Day 8 trapped in an FBI facility :33

They tried torturing the information out of me, but when I said "ywou will NWEVER >w< gwet the locwation x] of twe bwodies ^u^" one of them shot themselves in the head :/

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Krusie anniversary (and Ralsei)

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HAPPY TUBE SUN TUESDAY TO YOU ALL!

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Me trying to pick all the options that I think Kris would want to do and say so they don't hate me as much for controlling them

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very strange dynamic developing between my boyfriend and my friend who he has never met. friend found out i had a boyfriend and immediately began this bit where he claims he's going to make my boyfriend into a kind of ineffectual puppet king and install himself as a scheming advisor who is the one really pulling the strings. i told boyfriend this and he said "i would love to be a malevolent dictator with your friend as my evil advisor." i related this to my friend and he said i don't get to be boyfriend's evil queen consort because he, the evil advisor, will not allow it. i asked boyfriend if he would choose me as his evil queen consort and he said of course he would. my friend has also been demoted from evil advisor to scheming eunuch. these two have never met but they will on tuesday so we'll have to see how that goes

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so my sister's dog is very very wary around new people, barking and circling and hiding behind furniture, and i haven't seen this dog in 3 years since before i transitioned. i.e. i went from futch aunt to bald james flint, so i'm like, ah shit, i'll have to introduce myself to this dog all over again.

so im sitting on the ground very non-threateningly as The Creature is circling with her tail between her legs. and then i remember something the adoption agency told me when i first adopted my blind dog, Loki. they said "talk to him ALL THE TIME!! dogs learn who people are by the way their breath smells! nobody knows that."

so i think. Oh, excellent. and I grab The Creature by the face, pull her toward me, and blow air straight into her nose.

AND IT FUCKING WORKED.

her mouth opened into this big old smile and she immediately started wagging her tail like "oh, it's you! Hi! sorry. something changed, but idk it doesn't matter anymore" and she was an unstoppable cuddle bug aftter that.

anyway psa if you've transitioned and are visiting a dog who you once knew, breathe on their face.

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The funniest part of the “ummmm actually ☝️🤓 birth control can be REALLY bad for you” responses on my ‘hey I think the current health fad demonization of hormonal birth control is right wing propaganda’ post is that I can’t take hormonal birth control. It reacts badly with my body’s chemistry. But I am wise enough to understand that it is a lifesaving medication for many people and encouraging people to get off birth control if it is working for them with no adverse reactions is bad. Birth control is bad for me and it can have terrible side effects but the potential of pregnancy and periods are worse for many people.

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sorry guys. have to reconstruct my personality around The Character. hope you understand. *my bones crack and twist in unnatural ways and my rips splay open like the hood of a cobra while my whole body makes odd squelching sounds*

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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BURN THE WITCH BURN THE WITCH BURN THE WITCH

"I know a spell that can summon hot lesbians"

RELEASE THE WITCH RELEASE THE WITCH RELEASE THE WITCH