linddzz
bro I am literally just hanging out dude
30s - she/her/I don't care tbh - marine biologist - this is my sillytime zone where I do what I want - posts vary wildly between actual science and coral talk and whatever fanfic stuff is in my head - if you followed for one sorry when the other becomes a main focus again - I am terrible at remembering to check the inbox and answer things -
if you know me professionally and found this no you fucking didn't and what are YOU doing at the devil's sacrament anyway -
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lindzzz
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I probably put way too much thought into it but I do enjoy making a more in depth story rather than winging it. I like to actually think about the worldbuilding, make sure things actually connect and make sense. I am a big history nerd and I feel like it's the closest I can get to writing my own history.
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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that post about marine biology being a small field is even funnier if you know that the very night I rejoined this site, within Hours of my first post, someone on here was like “wait. I think my college class watched you do a porpoise necropsy last summer.” and they did yeah
#the number of other aquarists i am now mutuals with on this goddamn site#all of us looking at each other in agreement that what we do at the devils sacrament stays here#unless we are making fun of the dipshits who said a shark knocked their stingray up
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One of the genz interns said I was cool for being on Tumblr in the early 2010s peak days with Arctic Monkeys and Lana del Ray aesthetics and
1) that was the wildest shit they could ever say. Tumblr was never cool. What the fuck.
2) didn't have the heart to tell them I wasn't on aesthetic hipster Tumblr. I was a Homestuck sharing S1 Sherlock memes.
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Five years into marriage and we finally got a wedding band (for me bc he's still figuring out what he wants lmao) and took cute fake proposal pics during the eclipse. Little old ladies were delighted by us. I am delighted at our short goth/gangly sunflower aesthetic.
#seeing the fact that my spouse kneeling makes him only slightly shorter than me#remembering the anon saying that height difference is a long distant relationship#screaming#the face#hawktopus#we are cute that is all
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Hey man. Idk you, but i just couldnt leave you alone with the monsterfuckers
Stand strong (tentacles are gross)
big assumption that me disliking tentacles in particular means I'm not also with the monsterfuckers in general :3
#i have like. the asexual monsterfucker energy.#which i dont know how to describe but my ace friends get it#sex as a bunch of pretentious symbolism plus fangs#anyway
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i realize that your one post about the tentacles is 2 months old but it came onto my dash and i rb'd it, and somehow i'm the one who got anon hate over it. this is a confusing and mildly funny occurrence
whAt that is so dumb and wild. What would they even be mad about??? Sorry my dumb silly post got you some weirdo who needs to chill out a bit
#what would anyome even be mad about#saying its kinkshaming maybe?????????#which like. its so obviously me in a group having some Laughs like the joke is that im getting ganged up on?????
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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there
#thr vegetable garden started as a hobby that we assumed took more money overall than just buying#but hoo boy i wonder more and more!
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reminder that it's okay to celebrate 4/13 even if you're only culturally homestuck.
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I thought I was the one spewing like YES JOIN ME
You know when someone just opens a can of worms of the thing youre kinda obsessed about in a short period of time
I am sorry @linddzz
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I love their dynamic also lol a little crossover with a person who feels similar about pinning over an entity with star like eyes that has a boner for shakespeare.
Sorry Hob you won't win that this game, he has you beat by the numbers
#OHOHOHOHO LOOK WHO'S MAKING DREAMLING ART#poor Hob we can never let him rest. doomed to be#horny and pining#Dreamling
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This 1960s children's toy named Gaylord the dog is literally the most depressing, miserable looking creature I have ever seen just fucking look at it
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