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Snape: *finds better ways to make potions than the textbook at 16*
Snape: *decides not to teach students except what’s in the book*
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Actually, there is not a single time that we see Snape tell students to open their books and follow the recipe. What he does do, is put a Potion recipe on the board himself. With these recipes, Hermione makes perfect Potions for five years. Suddenly, in Year 6 she has Slughorn, a teacher who *does* make the students use the books. And just as suddenly, she can’t make perfect Potions anymore. No one can except Harry, who is using Snape’s old text.
The explanation that fits these facts is that Snape does share his improvements.
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the moment you need to take a minute to breathe before continuing with the chapter...
don’t you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just
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Hello sir. I'll be with you shortly.
HEY GUYS!
Keep forgetting I have this account! I should probably post my streams here too!
I cant stop playing #RogueTrader ! Its everything I ever wanted from a #warhammer40k RPG!
So much to talk about! Lore! Choices! How much will I abuse my power?
Get in here and let's find out!
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He buys things but not before a dissociative episode of thinking "Do I really need this?".
Now do we think Severus Snape is the type to buy everything because he grew up poor and now has money or do we think he never buys anything because he was poor?
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“I told you to empty yourself of emotion! Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked this easily — weak people, in other words — they stand no chance against his powers! He will penetrate your mind with absurd ease, Potter!” —Severus Snape, Chapter 33: Occlumency (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)
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one question, when was Fujin ever revealed in MK1? From whatever searching I've done, there was never any hint of a female Fujin, or any Fujin for that matter, in MK1 besides a few theories.
Im sorry if you like mk 1 2023 "genderbent" fem fujin block me. That is pure fetishizing im not fucking kidding.
SERIOUSLY IF YOU THINK THEM MAKING FUJIN A WOMAN IS OK BLOCK ME!
Fucking block me. And go fuck off into the sun.
If you can't see how that is a problem. Then i can't fucking help you.
Dont ever like my shit again if you think that's remotely ok of NRS(netherealm studios and ed b**n)
I will rip you a new one if you remotely think them changing his gender for no fucking reason but to ship him with kung lao (which is fucking weird) nrs is clearly pandering.
So yeah fuck off whoever liked my shit and thought that decision was ok.
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As an East European I shall do no such thing. My ancestors were too busy being colonized to repay for jack shit.
heyyy happy thanksgiving week!!
Colonizers aka white people help a poor native american family out and send us money
especially if youre going to a huge-ass 35 people family thanksgiving dinner. also help out some other natives. this is what happens when you steal our land! Pay up
p@yp@| is memocaptn3
please dont tag as anything (btw liking doesnt share posts around so it'd be appreciated if you could reblog! :D)
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Reblog and put in the tags a recurring theme / thing that shows up in your dreams
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Ok so am I the only person who didn’t realize you could destroy that one tube with the rocket turret after escaping and get a cube to get into the vent?
Because I’ve been balancing on a chair to hop on that fucker for almost a year now, and only just today found out
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I have never encountered a fandom, especially on Tumblr in the age of social justice awareness, so intent on denying a victim of sexual assault is in fact a victim of sexual assault (JKR using the fade to black in a children’s book and Snape’s trauma response to Harry using Levicorpus is more than enough evidence to infer that James did in fact go through with his threat to remove his underwear). I can’t fathom it. I distinctly remember when OOTP came out and readers were horrified because the implication of that chapter could not be misunderstood. What on earth has happened in the years since?!
Ah but you see, social justice awareness but only for those that are deemed to be deserving of it.
Tumblr is also right in the age of "everyone who isn't perfectly perfect deserves to die", so that's why we also see plenty of Marauders stans say that Snape deserved everything that happened to him.
The logic is that since Snape was a bully and an asshole in general as an adult, his 15 year old self deserved to be bullied, almost killed and assaulted.
Also, it ties right in to the idea that James Potter and his gang of merry dumb fucks are the social justice warriors. Since they're on the "right side", fighting against muggleborn prejudice, against Death Eaters, against the Dark Arts in general., then everyone who opposes them is not only wrong, but the most evil people to have ever existed.
Of course, we know that the Marauders didn't attack Snape out of some fucked up sense of justice (not that it'd be better if they did anyway), even James himself doesn't even try to defend what he's doing, but Marauders fans love their characters so much that they will also ignore what those characters themselves say.
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Sorry sorry I forgot a key question so I'm redoing the poll before too many people answer!
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I'm an ex-marauders fan at this point, but haven't yet worked up the nerve to leave :( Wish me luck.
The marauders fandom promises acceptance and tolerance and lighthearted fun, but as soon as Severus comes up, the previously rosy atmosphere turns downright ugly. I've seen so many marauders fans posting or reblogging about how “your trauma is valid”, how “intentions don’t matter if you hurt someone”, and how “apologies don’t count if they’re coupled with an excuse”… who also go out of their way to justify the ‘prank’ because Sirius didn’t /mean/ to almost kill Snape, and how it’s really all Snape’s fault, and why can’t he get over it already since the marauders clearly became better people (even though Snape never received any kind of apology or any indication that they regretted their behavior)?
And these posts live side by side on their dash? Idk just needed to vent as i figure out where to go next in this fandom (or maybe another one altogether)...
WTF THIS ASK WAS FROM SEPTEMBER 😭😭 I’M SO SORRY I SWEAR I’VE BEEN SO EXCITED TO ANSWER YOUR ASK BUT I GOT TOO BUSY AND ALWAYS POSTPONED IT 😭
Anyway, I totally wish you luck anon. It’s hard switching fandoms and building up the courage to “move to the other side,” but I can tell you that it is 100% worth it when you realise how much the Snapedom differs from the Marauders fandom! As someone who’s been in the fandom for many years, seen what both sides are like, and has a bunch of friends (both online and irl) who don’t always share the same opinion, I can safely say that we are generally far more accepting of different opinions than the Marauders fandom. We tend to steer clear of them because they’re.. very persistent about their opinions and find it amusing to purposefully mistag their anti-Snape posts or to scroll through pro-Snape/anti-Marauders tags and attack the posters. But if you’re not like that and you can accept not always agreeing with friends or fandom members, then we’ll welcome you with open arms <3
And honestly I agree, I’ve seen Marauder stans make excellent and detailed analyses of their favourite characters and articulate their arguments greatly. But then all that reading comprehension shoots out the window when it comes to Snape, and you suddenly see them brush him off as nothing more than a “obsessed incel nazi” and call it a day. I’ve seen similar things happen with Snape fans as well, and I completely understand how you feel.
All I can say is: Just leave the Marauders fandom. Either announce it with a post and say that you no longer wish to be in the Marauders fandom or want to switch to the Snape fandom. Or if you want, you can create another blog altogether. The important thing is that you do it now and get it over with, because simply reading your ask and knowing how it’s negatively affecting you really upsets me. This ask was sent around 2 months ago, so I hope that by now you’ve done something about it, but if you haven’t, this is what I think about the whole situation. I wish you the best ❤️❤️ and if you, or anyone else who’s struggling with anything similar, want to DM me and talk about this, don’t hesitate to do so.
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I’ll keep saying this till I’m here
Had Lily been man- a MALE friend Snape loved and respected so much that his grief over his death has never faded after many years as he made a promise to protect his son, everyone would be “OH that is so amazing, so honorable”
But because Lily is a woman it’s immediately incel behavior. It’s immediately thought as vile and disgusting. Because according to these people, who are def not incels themselves, still grieving over your female friend or doing anything for a woman would always be more unreasonable and creepy unless it’s a man
Or let me put it in another perspective, just because your friend immediately means nothing to you after you break it off or after she dies then that doesn’t mean it’s the same for Snape. Especially as Lily was the only positive figure he could look up to and identify with in his life.
But according to snaters, Lily is just a pretty housewife that he was pining over and not an extremely intelligent and talented girl who inspired him and who he understood on a deeper level
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Were the hitmen from Besa Mafia?
WAIT YOU GOT ACTUAL HITMEN BECAUSE OF THE GIFTED KIDS POST??????????? I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EXAGGERATION????????????????? WHAT
yeah a bunch of fandom moms polled money to get some deep web hitmen i don´t even know how they managed to get ones that came to argentina. during the struggle i ended up killing them and the legal ramifications were this whole thing for some months but thankfulyl the court ruled it was justified self defense. one of the stray bullets got my grandpa but he was homophobic so no big loss really
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