Al | they/them | I'm going through a midlife crisis at 18 so I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be dead before 40
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i tried to make a horror comic once at like 4 am
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hahaha cool i should share that post on google+
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Don’t mind if I do
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the floor is being gay

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you go on my youtube channel. there is only one vid. it’s titled “the most epic fails compilation” and it’s just a 166,550,443 hour long video of my uncut life from the moment i was born till this exact moment
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is there a scholarship for trying
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Good News! Any character that’s not explicitly stated to be straight is gay now
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ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

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full offence sending hate to an actor’s significant other bc you’re jealous is awful and rude and y’all demons don’t deserve to call yourself fans of that person
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u say ur 6'6.. but are u?? are u really???

well ok???? here’s me next to the entrance to my apartment??? why the heck would i lie about my height??? I DON’T ENJOY BUMPING MY HEAD INTO EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BUILT FOR HOBBITS
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cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today
millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)
baby boomer:
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