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‪From @twilight_foster_kittens: “Captain Cully cuddling into Tessa.❤️He’s pretty fascinated by her and loved her right away. The feeling is mutual!‬ ‪.‬ ‪Tessa adores her kittens and was so happy to meet them today. As some of you know, Tessa always helps socialize my foster kittens, and is gentle, calm, and maternal with them.💕” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2Hhe4Av ]

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Daily Capital Journal, Salem, Oregon, March 31, 1956

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Awesome possum…

“As I was pulling out of my dead mom’s driveway I turned on my number one voice crush Terry Gross, only to find that she was interviewing my rival, Miles. I was so distracted by this injustice that I accidentally backed over a possum. Specifically his lower half. He was flat from about [waist] down, and he was shouting, a lot. Now this presented me with an interesting philosophical dilemma: Would it be kinder to let this animal slowly die or to bash it to death with a big wrench? Once I’ve done so, I turned and saw one of the possum’s relatives was staring right at me. He witnessed the entire thing. This presented me with another beautiful philosophical dilemma: Would it be kinder to let this new possum be driven mad with what he’d seen or do I bash him to death with a giant wrench as well?…” A.P. Bio

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iconic

y'all want young gavin vines?

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Любимое место с детства.

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Fun fact

Native Americans weren’t allowed US citizenship until 1924.

Let that sink in. We lived here first…for thousands of years. And less than a hundred years ago we were finally given citizenship.

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i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

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Hi i'm Abcceer

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psa

this blog is anti-nazi and anti-white supremacist. if you support these groups or the “alt-right” please exit my blog immediately and never interact with myself or my followers again thanks

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depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

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I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists Like I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?” Just How

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10 years ago High School Musical 2 was released.

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