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Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

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Transcript: "You are not prepared!" "YOU ARE NOT PRE- … What's that? Am I denying you something? Tch-ah, you know nothing of true longing."

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the best fics are when the sex is bad and no one has a good time. remember this.

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Order of Yuri coming up!!!

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Requested by @driver270

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literary kinsey scale time

i’m just curious what mix of fiction and nonfiction the average tumblrina is consuming

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babes wake up there's gay al pacino discourse on tumblr dot com

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I need to repost the funniest fucking video my friend has ever made I cant stop thinking about it I need to inflict it on more people

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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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Transcript: "You licked a dead spider. Dead spider. You licked it. That is something that happened."

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All you stupid bitches had to do was vote for Kamala. Oh my GOD.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Can people from the United States stop making jokes about “WW3 😜”….there are people in Iran evacuating their neighborhoods, places they grew up, and all YOU are experiencing is watching the news and a few TikToks….

You are not at war, you will most likely never see war, and if your “dark humor” is coming at the expense of others then it is not dark humor, you’re just an asshole.