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Hollander: Name your weakness.

Hojo: All of my questions sound like insults.

Hollander:

Hojo:

Hollander: …can you give an example?

Hojo: Can you not think of one yourself?

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*in lifestream*

Angeal: I can't believe you assassinated President Shinra.

Sephiroth: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.

Angeal: That's not better.

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Aerith: If I fall…

Tifa: I’ll be there to catch you.

Cloud: *looks at Zack* What if I fall?

Zack: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Yuffie: *watches these two interactions*

Yuffie: *to Barret* And if I fall?

Barret: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Vincent: Don’t worry, you’re going to be fine.

Vincent: You come from a strong line of lunatics.

Young!Sephiroth: *thinking of his family history, from all sides*

Young!Sephiroth: That is actually quite reassuring???

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Cid: Ready to do something that probably won’t work?

Shera: Always.

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Angeal: Zack, why do you torment me?

Zack: I am your hubris manifested.

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Lazard: Why is Genesis rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to Sephiroth's head?

Angeal: *sighs* Seph was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Angeal: And then he hit his head.

Lazard: *wheezes*

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Don Corneo: I have your child.

Barret: Which one?

Don Corneo: The annoying one who won’t shut up.

Barret: Which one?

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Sephiroth: He betrayed us.

Zack: *who’s heard Aerith say this at least 10x a day* But have you considered that maybe he’s just a teenage girl?

Genesis: Yeah! Have you considered that Seph?!

Sephiroth: Gen, you’re 25 and a male.

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Tseng: I feel that I'm missing something...

Elena: *appears*

Tseng: *grabbing Elena* There she is.

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Cloud: In theory? I’m a bad bitch. But when people actually meet me they realize I’m a loser.

Aerith: You’re a loser who’s a bad bitch. A lame bitch.

Cloud: I did not ask for your input Aerith.

Aerith: You’re in my room and have stolen my blankets, you’re getting my input.

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Angeal: Why do you both smell like weed?

Kunsel: How do you know what weed smells like sir?

Angeal: I—

Zack: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!

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Tseng: You know, I’ve been thinking… you’re not as annoying as I pretend you are.

Rufus: Were you just practicing your insults on me?

Tseng: *kiss* Who knows.

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Kadaj: *skips all the way through a movie*

Yazoo: Brother, you can’t just skip to the happy ending.

Kadaj: I don’t have time for their problems.

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Cloud: Why did I become a single father? Why did I choose his life? What the hell was I thinking?

Denzel: *falls asleep in his lap*

Cloud: Never mind I get it.

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Sephiroth: Let’s not genesis this into a worse situation than it already is.

Angeal: *nod*

Genesis: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Cloud: Wow, you're so brave! You didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger!

Zack: That's because I have no regard for my own personal safety. You can ask Kunsel.

Kunsel: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.