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Text to Gordo

Gordo: well don't.

Ryder: Jeez. Fine. Ok.

[ a few minutes later ]

Ryder: Actually no. I have to because I care about you.

Gordo: It was nice. Back the fuck off.

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Text to Gordo

Gordo: I'm not mad at you, just a little peeved that you're going crazy about this. Isn't Sam like a god to you?

Ryder: That doesn't matter! I'm just trying to look out for you!

Gordo: well don't.

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Text to Gordo

Ryder: I... don't even know what to say to that. You're mad at me now? Because Marley won't talk to me?

Gordo: I'm not mad at you, just a little peeved that you're going crazy about this. Isn't Sam like a god to you?

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Text to Gordo

Ryder: ...Because!

Ryder: I want you to be happy.

Gordo: Sam and I both just wanted to have sex. No feelings.

Gordo: And I am happy. I got laid.

Gordo: Nobody should care about my sex life, especially not the guy who ditched me for the girl who's avoiding him.

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Text to Gordo

Gordo: No. We both wanted to get laid. Is that a problem?

Ryder: Kinda! I mean... you shouldn't be doing that, Gordo. Just sleeping around.

Gordo: First of all, it wasn't sleeping around. It was one time and with Sam.

Gordo: Second of all, why do you fucking care?

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Text to Gordo

Gordo: For your information, I did.

Ryder: Why? Are you like dating him or something?

Gordo: No. We both wanted to get laid. Is that a problem?

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Text to Gordo

Gordo: Why does it matter to you?

Ryder: Because!

Gordo: For your information, I did.

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Text to Gordo

Ryder: I'm trying to take that gossip blog with a grain of salt, but I gotta ask... You hooked up with Sam??

Gordo: Why does it matter to you?

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Text to Ryder

Gordo: It was about you...and Marley.

Ryder: Wait... really? It was?

Ryder: God, that's... not good.

Gordo: Hence why I didn't say anything until after the trip...

Gordo: I thought you'd figure it out. The lyrics were....almost exactly what happened.

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Text to Ryder

Gordo: Remember the song I played in Florida? Called "Average Girl"?

Ryder: Yeah I liked that one!

Gordo: It was about you...and Marley.

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My original song- about a couple of people I know.

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Text to Ryder

Gordo: Remember the song I played in Florida? Called "Average Girl"?

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Text to Sam

Sam: Friday? Nothing. Just like every other night of my life. Today included.

Gordo: I'm free whenever. We can do the do, and if you want we can play some PS3 and order a pizza after, huh?

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Text to Sam

Sam: That was extremely up front.

Sam: But I feel you. And you're way better than sub par.

Gordo: Cool, cool. So, uh... I still want to be friends, though. You're pretty cool- like Captain and music and all.

Gordo: What are you doing Friday?

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Text to Sam

Gordo: Hey Blondie- I've got something to ask. It's gonna sound horrible but it's what needs to be said.

Gordo: Look, I'm not looking for love, but let's be real. You're hot, I'm sub-par, and I haven't been laid in months. You in?

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Back from Florida, and I have son any opportunities lined up to perform this summer. I'm really excited for what's coming.