#had to happen

[fragonreal]

"G3T [boop]!!!1!!"

[tartigglez]

puppy, bunny or kitty? (pt.1)

・❥・hey guys here's silly goofy headcanons of some genshin people and what flavour of petplay they're in to lol. this was initially only the mondstadters but i threw in some liyue babagrills too woowwo

・❥・kaeya, diluc, jean, albedo, thoma, zhongli, childe (separate) x gn!reader

・❥・nsfw, 16+, this is about petplay so dni if uncomfy!, sub!switch!character, dom!switch!reader, collaring, ears n tails, i think thats it? general dom/sub dynamics, talk of aftercare, degradation in some, just general filth bro

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kaeya - puppy

when he’s not in control, he really enjoys being loyal and told what to do. he loves when you order him around and when you spoil him, so its no surprise how happy he looks when you present him with a fluffy, blue tail you got for him recently. he happily giggles and asks if he can put it in. only you would be capable of breaking the cavalry captains ever-suave façade. he just sincerely hopes nobody ever finds out how he can get when you're in control…

diluc - kitty

diluc is poised, prim and proper, and although he doesn’t quite see it, you’ve definitely noticed this fact making itself present in your sex life. it’s not often that he hands control over to you, but when he does, he does it fully and completely. the level of trust he has for you is incomparable to anything else, so he trusts that he will be safe with you. he’s not much in to having accessories, but will definitely kneel by you, allow you to pat his head and rest it against your thigh, or kiss up and down it, depending on how he’s feeling. 

jean - kitty 

she’s never thought much in to the idea of having one of you being strictly “in charge” so to speak, but when you suggest it, she’ll enthusiastically agree. as much as she is quite vanilla, she’ll try anything once. she is more than happy to put on cat ears and place her hands between her legs on the bed as she kneels, happily awaiting for you to tell her what to do. 

albedo - puppy

albedo will quite literally do whatever you tell him to do, he is a literal golden retriever, i will die on this hill. he is extremely gentle in nature and this reflects in every aspect of his life. he is usually vanilla but this is one of the exceptions to that. when he feels like submitting, you should be ready for him to become completely subservient, he will be awaiting your command, tongue out, waiting for you to push your fingers in to his mouth. when he has been won over, it is so incredibly hard to break his loyalty. he trusts you with everything. (do not hurt him ;-;)

thoma - puppy, through and through. 

thoma is good at keeping secrets, which is why it's such a surprise to you when he shows you his collection of ears and tails, but you are far from disappointed. in fact, there is nothing prettier than watching him as he kneels, waiting for you and pouting. he loves being praised. just you telling him what a good boy he is has him smiling ear to ear and sticking his tongue out for you. he’s loud and vocal, whining and whimpering without even realising he’s doing it. he can get needy very easily, but he’s happy to wait for you, even if he knows you’re only teasing him. eventually you’ll give him what he needs, and that’s enough for him.

zhongli - a bit of them all!

it’s pretty impossible to type zhongli for this, it really just depends on how he’s feeling! he finds it really, really attractive when you suddenly assert dominance over him, kiss him all over and make it known that you are in charge. he is such a powerful being, but he is reduced to nothing when you tell him how much of a pretty puppy he is in that sweet, sarcastic tone. if he’s feeling more bratty however, that’s when he wants to be chastised for being a naughty kitty. he will put up a fight against your dominance, but he never wants to win that fight at all. when he craves intimacy, but doesn’t want to take charge, he will bury his head in to your neck and whisper soft words against it. when you’ve only just begun, it might be something along the lines of how wonderful you look. later, when he’s further gone, it may be something different entirely, like asking if he’s a pretty bunny, or it could be that his mind is already wandering to the thought of aftercare with you. 

childe - puppy

cheery in nature, eager to try anything, and above all, loyal, childe wants to try everything for you, and will readily defend you in any situation. at the same time, he is literally filthy. nothing turns him on more than being degraded and used and told how much of a whore he is. he’s a little ashamed at first, but nothing makes him happier than being treated that way, then being degraded for it. being belittled makes him so incredibly horny, but also drives him to do better for you. trust he will serve you, and will bring you all the pleasure you could possibly seek. of course, aftercare is important as always. treat him softly, he needs time to get out of the headspace <3

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[nikki-rook]

Caskett & Color Coordination in Disciple

[operationslipperypuppet]

i forgot some moments so now it’s a bracket and the winners(/top 2 idk yet) from each will face off tomorrow!

[witchothewest]

Ugh. Men will say anything to get you to be the human vessel for their mother’s clone.

[clonemedickix]

Rating: E

Word count: 2.0K

Pairing: Captain Primer x OC General Lara Lin

Warnings: clone SMUT - Under 18 DNI, foreplay and banter, P in V sex, oral sex, F receiving, angst, open marriage

Excerpt Summary - It’s been a long time coming, but Lara and Primer simply can’t help it at this point. Primer takes the initiative to do what he’s needed for a while now, and Lara finally bows to needs she can’t suppress.

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Lara handed Danny off to Suu Lawquane one evening in the Great Hall, and made to sneak off for some time on her own. But before she could get far, she heard Primer call her name. Turning, she saw him striding toward her, intent on going with her. Lara smiled and accepted his company, heading off to walk in the woods under the bright moon. Communing with nature, the very planet, helped restore her sense of the Force, of the energy that formed her power. It wasn’t the same as the strength she gained doing the same on Earth, but it was still something. She reached over and put her arm through Primer’s, walking with him contentedly. They didn’t speak, they simply walked and shared each other’s company. After a good while, they came to the pool and waterfall. Lara stopped by the pebbled shore and sighed - the pure moonlight illuminated the fall beautifully, and the surface of the water sparkled in a breathtaking manner. It was like seeing starlight trapped beneath the surface, perfectly reflected back. Her eyes sparkled in response, shining forth in answer to the beauty.

Primer stared at her in wonder. Sometimes her stunning perfection caught him by surprise and he had no words. He reached out tentatively and brushed a soft curl off her cheek, behind her delicately pointed ear. He felt her turn her face to his, her eyes finding him in the dark with a look of deep need and longing. Her lips parted slightly, as if she was about to say something, and Primer suddenly leaned in and kissed them, his fingers curling into her hair behind her head, holding her softly to him. He felt her own touch him, light as butterfly wings. Her grip on his arms tightened though, as she deepened the kiss, opening her mouth on his and reaching forward with her tongue to caress his own. Primer pulled her to him with both hands, holding her body to his, pressing against his full length. His touch wandered down the planes and curves of her body, feeling her heart starting to race along with his own. She wanted him. Maker, he could feel how badly she wanted him. And by all the power of the Force he wanted her back.

Pulling away from her with something of a gasp, Primer took her right hand and turned to follow the rim of the lake behind the waterfall. There was a snug little cave there he’d discovered on one of his many days spent exploring the area. He towed her with him into the dark alcove, away from the spray of the fall, to the driest part of the cavern. Once there, he pushed her up against the wall of the cave and leaned in to kiss her deeply, roughly. He was done with the angst and excuses, done with avoiding Rex’s feelings.

Lara kissed him back, all of the pent up need and frustration for this man rushing to the surface. She felt him slip his tongue into her mouth and sucked at it, sliding her own over it, then moving to pull at his bottom lip, nipping it with her sharp teeth. She felt the slight tickle of his full goatee on her skin, and ran her hands up over his sharp cheekbones to the soft shaven undercut on his scalp, ending by running her fingers through the unruly length of hair at the top. She could feel the heat of his body pressed against her, the length of his hard bulge against her pelvis as he ground himself against her, needing her as badly as she needed him.

How many years had he spent serving beside her, one step behind, guarding her very shadow, supporting her every move, loving her secretly? How many nights had he held her in his mind, made love to her in his dreams, waking to find nothing but damp briefs, stained with the evidence of his unrequited love for her. Though in reality, it had never been unrequited, only forcibly held in check. Now, he felt set free, justified in his reaching for her by Fives’ words. Primer looked into Lara’s eyes and silently asked if this was okay, as he put his hands on the hem of her shirt. She nodded quickly, her look somewhat desperate for his touch, for him to see her body. He pulled her shirt off over her head, kissing his way down from her mouth to her chest, his hands taking in the feel of her soft skin, the criss cross of smooth scars. Dropping to his knees, he undid the buttons of her BDUs, pulling them down with her panties to her ankles.

He looked up at her from her feet, his brown eyes worshipful, his hands reaching softly up her strong thighs, moving to spread her legs for him. Lara dropped the tiniest bit to afford him room, as Primer leaned in a touched his tongue lightly to her wet sex. He moaned even as she did at the contact, at the heat of her against his mouth, at the taste of her. It was exquisite. Primer suddenly buried his face in her folds, sucking at her clit and fucking her with his tongue. He could feel his own arousal dripping from himself, trapped in his pants still. His cock throbbed with need of her. His fingers dug into her hips, like he was holding onto the face of a cliff for dear life. Lara reached down and threaded her fingers through his, her ragged breathing and sighs making it hard for her to keep standing. The things he was doing to her, the fire lit within her for him. She shone like a beacon, and she hoped no one else saw them through the falls.

Suddenly the need to feel him inside of her was too great, and she pulled him up to stand before her. Primer grabbed the hem of his shirt and pulled it off over his head, then used it to wipe his mouth dry. He dropped the garment on the floor of the cave and leaned in to kiss her mouth passionately again, while he felt her fingers working at his belt and the fly of his pants. She kicked her boots off with her own pants and saw him do the same, then she shoved his BDUs down over his hips, freeing his fully erect shaft from its confinement. Lara’s hand grasped at him softly, then tightened and pumped the length of him a few times, feeling him shiver and moan. Oh god, she thought. All those battles with this man at her side. All those nights she’d had dreams of him, so inappropriate as his leader. So hot with the fires of need of him. His cock was so hot with arousal, dripping from the tip. She reached her other hand back to caress his tight balls, feeling them squeeze even tighter in response, as he moaned at the deep pleasure of her touch.

Primer suddenly planted both hands flat on the wall on either side of her head and pulled away from their kiss, his eyes closed tightly. He pressed his forehead to hers and took a breath, then whispered, “I have loved you since the first day I met you, when you flipped me on my ass and I stared up into those blue eyes of yours. My whole life was forfeit to yours that day, my soul, my everything - yours. I love you with every fiber of my being, Telperion Laurelin.” He heard Lara gasp, her chest rising in surprise. He’d never once addressed her by her full name - it was a struggle for the man to call her anything but General. Primer pulled back slightly to look into her eyes, a look of desperate, hopeless love in his own.

Lara reached up and rested her hands on either side of his face, staring into his liquid brown gaze. She kissed him so delicately, dragging the tip of her tongue gently over his upper lip, as if savoring every last micrometer of touch. Returning her intense luminous gaze to him, she smiled softly and said, “Take me then, Primer. My first in command, my most loyal friend. Seal this bond of ours as it’s needed to be from the beginning.” She heard him gasp in acknowledgement, surging forward to bury his face in her shoulder as he reached down to guide himself into her, sinking his cock deep in her hot, wet core. His head snapped back in response to the sensation, and he took a ragged drag of air, working to focus. He looked into her eyes a little desperately, and saw her smile and nod. Primer took that as encouragement to move, thrusting within her, feeling her body surround his with a loving, indescribably intimate embrace. Stepping back slightly, he picked her up and settled her thighs over his hips, holding her there over his diamond hard cock, then he carefully sat down on their discarded clothes, feeling her fold her body around him.

She kissed him lovingly, slowly, relishing the feel of him filling her up, the delicious stretch and accommodation of his thick penis a concrete sensation to experience. After a moment, she pushed him back to lay on the clothing, and smiling, started to ride him, her hips moving in a firm rhythm, taking him as deeply as she could get him. He rested his hands on her hips, feeling her grind her body against his pelvis even as she sank his cock deeper into her warmth. He could feel the swelling of his orgasm deep in his balls, starting to rage into a fire he wouldn’t be able to control. He panted in effort, holding himself back, and said between breaths, “I can’t hold it much longer, Lara. Are you going to come with me?” He saw her fine brows knit together and she nodded quickly.

Reaching one hand for his, she entwined her fingers through his and found the other, doing the same, holding his hands above his head as she thrust her hips even more aggressively. Her strokes became longer, more stylized, making sure she made contact with her clit against his pubic bone in just the right way. Primer saw her pupils contract briefly and then start to dilate, even as her glow started to pour from her very skin. She gasped and called his name. “Primer, now! Come with me now. Feel me inside.” Primer groaned as he felt her walls start to spasm and squeeze him, pulsing over his cock, tightening over the head within her. His orgasm was wrenched from him, as he spilled himself within her, hot ropes of his cum filling her up and surrounding his cock, making it even wetter. Their shared ecstasy was like a searing meteoric flash, all heat and light and speed, coursing through the darkness of the cave as they crashed into one another.

Beneath her, Primer suddenly rolled them onto Lara’s back, and he leaned over her, kissing her deeply once more, feeling the aftershocks of her orgasm as the walls of her soaked pussy tremored on his shaft. When he pulled away from her mouth, he looked into her eyes for a moment, then asked, “Well, what now?”

Lara laughed lightly, rolling her eyes and looking away for a second. “What you’ve climbed Mt General and planted that proverbial flag - now you don’t know where to go from there?”

Primer chuckled softly. “Exactly, as I sit here with my cock still inside of you.” He gave her a few gentle thrusts, feeling her body tremble lightly in response. Her fit, the squeeze of her around him, was so perfect he didn’t want to pull out of her. He’d imagined a lot of things about being with her, but all of them fell far short of the reality.

“I’d say take a picture so it will last longer, but then, I want more of you too.” Her smile was heartbreaking, a little shy, a little embarrassed at herself. Primer took it all in, trying to record this memory in his very soul. He never wanted to forget this moment in time. The two made love several more times, reveling in the feel of each other’s bodies, doing their best to engrave the memory of their touch on their very DNA.

[problemcore]

[omori-sv-au]

Haha joke’s on everyone else I find space boy attractive 🤭

now THIS is based

[aromantic-diaries]

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

[burnt-squid]

if we get some kind of reunion between these two in btsv i’ll bawl my eyes out

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[cupcakehamster64]

Listening to vintage music (50s 60s) and spamming the boop button. What a wonderful evening :)

[silentvoidtreeshop]

asked my brother if he'd seen goncharov (1973) and he looked at me and grabbed this beanie that hes had for 2 years that ive seen but never read the tag on it and

turns out he and his friends got matching beanies and made lore a full TWO YEARS ago

[hattersarts]

im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

[qinarde]

poutaly

pout him down

it twitched and it scared me i just did this to him by reflex

(12/11/23)

[smittyw]

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