littlemailman1997

[littlemailman1997]

ooc:

notes from BOTH guys who run this

we are currently updating the way we answer posts because we feel like their too bland.

"I am doing 70% of the work because I write the responses and do the fucking art when thats his job." — @arsenicinhaler

"im just here i wrote the lore yo" — yoyoyo1483

[littlemailman1997]

Spamton what was ur old name? u said u changed it when u left.

Well! Thats none of your business now is it?

[littlemailman1997]

hey op is this an au

ooc: hard to answer. technically yes? imagine you make a cut between when he was an addison and when he got that phonecall to be a bigshot, and shoved a couple extra things between it. and also changed like 4 things about his past that dont really affect the timeline but just make the story more interesting.

[littlemailman1997]

YOUR BACK! YOUR BACK!! THANK THE LORD

ooc: its not like i fucking died what 😭🙏

[littlemailman1997]

We're Back?

presumably im not sick anymore so i can answer the things

[littlemailman1997]

Im so sorry i cant answer shit on @littlemailman1997 cuz im sick but i did draw a picture of MailMan Spamton suffering with the plague because i project my pain onto him

[littlemailman1997]

to op: you good? you havent been answering anything

ooc: Ive been pretty busy actually

also like its only been a day so like?? chill??

edit: by busy I apparently mean sick id did not know I am like literally vomiting sick so uh no ask answering im so sorry

[littlemailman1997]

ooc: someone else's little mail man :P

rubric [I have too many ideas and sketches and I dont know if I will finish them, but I need to show it]

[part 2]

I really like hc that spamton was the REAL mailman for the studio (at the beginning) and sent Tenna cute letters almost every day until it was revealed who was doing it🤭

I need more people to see this

[littlemailman1997]

(you receive a package)

(..inside is another package)

(this loops for a few more times, until..)

(the last box has a set of chocolates inside of it.)

[Spamton has received the Box Of Chocolates (+30 HP)]

Wowie!! Delicious! I almost gave up on opening all those boxes, how'd ya even fit that many in one!?

[littlemailman1997]

Do you still talk to the other addisons? Do they know where you work now?

Nah, I don't talk to 'em anymore. Like I said to someone else, they were holdin' me back!

And all they know is that I went out on my own. They probably don't even care anyways!

[littlemailman1997]

to op: ive noticed most art on is by Arsenic Inhaler (fire name btw), but in another post you said 1483 was the designated artist?

Ooc: ya see i do the silly doodles and the pixel art. THEYRE working on bigger art pieces behind the scenes for lore drops. also they designed him so yknow-

[littlemailman1997]

Who were you BEFORE ALL OF THIS. Like, before you became a mailman, and even then, how'd YOU get hired!

Strap in, cus this is gonna be a LONG ONE-!!

Alright.. where it all began, hrm..? Well, most of my life I was just a lousy advertiser, an Addison, and- although I technically still AM ONE, I.. was always different from... the rest of them!

Ya see, I was always more.. Enthusiastic then em'! I was... Erratic! But- but not in a bad way. Energetic? How many E words are there-? Anyways- the rest of those fools would reside by their shops, I- however- went outta my way for my sales pitches! I'd be down on the corner of the street hollerin' at anyone who'd care to listen to me!

Of course, nobody ever cared. I was just a nuisance. So, I started sending letters to 'em all! Mail, Mail everywhere, waiting for someone to take my pitch! I knew I'd hit the right person someday!

I still talked to the rest of the Addisons, they were my friends at they times. Any free time we had we'd go out, hang around, spend some time with eachother! We'd talk about work sometimes and to no ones suprise I'd start talking about how my ideas were gonna make me a BIG SHOT someday! None of em cared. 'Least not when I tried to tell em. They sure loved talking about me when I wasn't there. I- I think.. but- obviously they were talking bad about me behind my back!

Eventually I decided t' stop talking to em. They were holding me back! Who knows what I could've done already if I had just stopped listening to them much earlier! So, I became a whole new person.

I forgot about that whole Addison life, dyed my hair, changed my name and a couple of other things (pronouns), and soon enough, Spamton G. Spamton was born, Baby! Right on my way to be up there with the rest of 'em famous guys!

...

Thats when I quickly realized I didn't have a place to stay anymore. I no longer had a job, which was pretty obvious considering i just abandoned it with no regard but I HAD MY REASONS! Anyways-

I started looking around, anything that I'd be good at. till I saw a big ol' "HIRING NOW" Advertisement for some non relevant game show. Sure, that'd be fun! Couple jobs open, and i decide i wanna go for Advertising Specialist!

On the day of the interview, I'm interviewed by the host themself! They're... skeptical of me, but with a bit a' sweet talking They started to listen more. Despite all of my GREAT TALENT FOR ADVERTISING, I DIDN'T GET THAT DAMN JOB!! However, a Mailroom executive position WAS OPEN and... well.. I couldn't say NO..

And thats where I am today!

(VERY IMPORTANT, Spamton is an unreliable narrator.)

[littlemailman1997]

Boxes are allowed huh? What are the... er..

restrictions.

I don't like how you phrased that!

anyways, Nothing WEIRD, and Nothing that'll get me FIRED!!

And dont send things that are too big, cuz THEN it'll raise suspicion.

Besides, I gotta get used to getting MORE Fanmail when I become a BIG SHOT! Then I won't be the one sortin' anymore letters!

[littlemailman1997]

well. about that no boxes policy. logically, it's the fault of the sender, and not the mailman or the receiver - so! well, we obviously can't send tenna packages, but isn't it YOUR job to make sure no boxes ever reach him? why shouldn't we send you packages, hm?

thats....

...

WOWIE! I THINK YA MIGHT JUST HAVE A POINT THERE BUDDY!!

Then again, it'd have to be discreet, SECRETIVE EVEN! STRICT no boxes policy, even if it was labeled to me!

Alright let's say... Boxes are allowed, but nothin' too big, and nothin' that'd get me in trouble!

[littlemailman1997]

Hey uh so ignore what that green pippin said. We cannot see the future. Definitely not at all. He’s just delusional. We don’t have any idea of other timelines or anything! :)

Yeah buddy! That was weird right? Haha! totally didnt make me rethink some of the things that have been sent to me! Haha!

[littlemailman1997]

ooc

Due to popular demand (i had gotten 8 ask asking if they were allowed to do this), We have decided that you are allowed to ACTUALLY ROLEPLAY with this blog!! we fucking suck dont expect us to be phenomenal.

basically since the basis was supposed to be letters, make sure ya SAY it ain't a letter!

(art by me, @arsenicinhaler!)

[littlemailman1997]

I'm taking your name because you don't have kidneys

@ks-anon (kidney seller)

WH- NO- MY NAME- IM NOTHING WITHOUT MY NAME-!!! IM JUST ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ WITHOUT THAT!!

GIVE IT BACK YOUR IDENTITY THIEVING CRIMINAL!