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it's a depressing app but I still use it everyday

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this is the cutest comment ive ever seen on youtube

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Detail from Papilla Estelar, by Remedios Varo, 1958

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“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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my eye is twitching

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☞ THUS

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

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Been getting really into orange juice lately

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🍜🍥🍜

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I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place