Lol, what even is this place. Background is by forgedfires!聽 Call me Necro 29, Queer, They/Them TERFs DNI
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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
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I want creamy mushroom pasta but I have to be asleep in an hour :(
#i lust for pasta#pasta my beloved#necro talks#i hate my work schedule#why make me work til six then have me come back at seven#also i get to fire someone tomorrow#shes a racist tho so I dont really feel bad#and an absolute nightmare to work with#just shut up do what needs to be done mind ya business and stay in the fucking department#it isnt hard
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every time im shown a baby (usually a coworker's) I've learned to coo because it's the expected response but seeing a baby does nothing to my brain. that's a worm who might start screaming. but apparently everyone finds babies cute? is everyone else also pretending or am I the problem ?
#no#i never was around babies growing up so I really don't know how to interact with their potato likeness
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Dear Diary,
Today I have acquired a new blorbo. It is, of course, a wretched little man with a somewhat twisted sense of honour. I put him in my blorbo basket and carried him home. Tomorrow I shall display him on the mantel when my friend comes for tea.
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Can asexuals feel lust for life? What about bloodlust? Lust for power? Lust to run wild? Or does nothing have power over you?
I can鈥檛 speak for other aces but personally I constantly experience bloodlust
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He thinks that by being cute, he will get a tube treat.
He's right, of course.
#charlie the cat#cats of tumblr#cat#pet photo#cat pictures#my handsome deaf one eyed baby#with his freckly feet
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Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.
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#OP just needs to find someone who feels the same way tbh#i know several people who would DELIGHT in not talking as they gaze lovingly at bugs or moss#myself included
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Randomly curious:

Everyone I know would know of these, and many would have some in their kitchens. So now I'm curious how far that knowledge goes.
#for those wondering what these are#they are corn cob holders#ya stick em in the sides of cut corn and bam you can eat your corn cob without it getting all over you
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My problem with heterosexual romance novels (which I am reading under duress due to my coworker book club but find somewhat entertaining cuz they're not something I normally wld read) is that whenever the love interest is an asshole the author also makes him all dommy dom. when what I really want is for him to be thoroughly put in his place. All of these shithead Christian grey knockoff guys in these books would be excellent brat material but nobody cares what I want. Nobody cares what I want
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