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im 91 years late to the party but book one of Tender is the Night ENDS THERE??? its 10:30 at night so logically I should go to bed but im also so locked in
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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
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accidents started reading Tender is the Night and now I don't want to do any of the pressing tasks in my life because I am so invested
#it was very intentional actually#I just don't mean to get as obsessed as I am#anyway i'm struggling#tender is the night#f scott fitzgerald
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a meap episode without a phinabella subplot…we have lost sight of gods intentions for us
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Hey remember in 2008 when Phineas and Ferb had an episode that said "having robots create things for you is ultimately unfulfilling and doesn't stack up to the joy of making things yourself!" Dan and Swampy were WAY ahead of the game on that one and you still didn't listen. Have you learned NOTHING from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein?
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i regret to report Meap Me In St. Louis does not have the sauce 😔
#i’m actually so upset#phineas and ferb new season#phineas and ferb season 5#phineas and ferb#meap me in st. louis#meap#pnf season 5#pnf revival#pnf meap
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“it’s just that the moon is full, and you happened to call”
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phineas and ferb season five is so refreshing. it’s not often that they revive something popular and they don’t completely ruin it and it’s still as good as the original was. also tropey mctropeface is the most hilarious episode of television i’ve seen in years.
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ok one of my favorite bits in season 5 is when Doofenshmirtz’s therapist says “the platypus is a metaphor for…whatever is keeping you down” and Doof is like “I’m not speaking metaphorically!”
THAT is how you do a callback!! You rarely if ever hear that part of “There’s A Platypus Controlling Me” in viral videos, you’ll only get the joke if you’ve actually internalized the entire song. Having Doof say “well I’ll be honest, I don’t really understand” would be more widely understood but a bit on the nose, this is far more clever.
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relating to The Bolter is a curse because bolting is exhilarating and there are moments when you can feel yourself longing for that high and falling back into the cycle because there is in fact escape in escaping but you also can't avoid the cost on others' emotional well being
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movies has led me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun
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the new season of phineas and ferb having a don’t look up reference without a timothée chalamet analogue is tragic
#phineas and ferb#phineas and ferb season 5#phineas and ferb new season#don’t look up#timothée chalamet
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you ever start crashing out over the beatles and have to remind yourself that you are 55 years too late and you really need to calm down or is it just me?
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had an end of year ceramics party yesterday and we played a bunch of throwing games including throwing with no hands and now my forearms and elbows are absolutely wrecked and of course people keep asking what happened and i explain and they are just like 🧍
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need to watch High School Musical 3: Senior Year on the big screen in 3D
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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."
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