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me contemplating the human condition

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it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply so not enjoy being treated like shit.

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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don't know if i ever told anyone about this but one time when i was in les mis the stage hands fucked up a set change and forgot to bring out marius' chair for empty chairs at empty tables so he had to sing the song with No Chair for his Fucking Table...

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There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,

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they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

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u know that reminds me of this tweet going around making fun of dark mode users like 'haha do you guys need your books on dark paper' and it's like yeah some people can't read text printed on white paper? regular books aren't accessible to some people for that reason. whats the joke.

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School has started, which means the typical age of parks patrons decreases by like ten years. I was changing out trash liners at one of them and a little girl, maybe 2 or 3, starts coddling towards me. She says:

"Papa!"

Mother looks at me, in my cowboy hat, and says:

"No baby, that's a mama- she's just wearing a hat."

Child looks at me, points:

"Hat."

I have been assigned 'hat' at work.

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sends me into the stratosphere every time

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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drawing people i see in the city (56/?)

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”