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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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[hoarsely] is everyone ok

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A fantasy story starting with the protagonist minding her own business gathering firewood, when a demon appears out of nowhere announcing that she belongs to him now. The protagonist demands to know on what grounds, she's never signed no damn contract. The demon is kind of baffled by this, and awkwardly explains that just now her father had promised his firstborn for something, and she is his firstborn.

The protagonist digs her heels in and says no, she never knew her biological father and by the way the demon explained the situation, evidently her father also doesn't know that he already has a daughter, so therefore the man who had made no contribution to her life after he bred and fled has no claim to her as something he could barter.

Not giving a shit about the fact she's gambling her life in doing so, the protagonist makes contact with the local woodland fae, asking them to negotiate on her side. The fae think that this is fucking hilarious and go with her. So, having lawyered up and with a reluctant demon in tow, the protagonist heads off on a quest to find her father and do whatever it takes to wrangle everyone involved into unmaking the contract.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

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Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

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JEAN LOO X JOHNNYS SHIP NAME SHOULDVE BEEN GOLDEN SHOWER FFS YALL AINT READY FOR THIS CONVERSATION.

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I think it applies to platonic as well. Lux is silly like that and I’m here for it

small lux theory + character tasting

going off of someones theory that the Date-A-Dex information is written by Skylar, implying it could be unreliable opinion bias on her end, or simply not as accurate at it could be.

I personally am going with the idea Lux is a bluffer. When first interacting with them and successfully praising them enough, they decide to date you. And they give you conditions for your "romance". One of which is to take them out to chic restaurants and generally pamper and spoil them.

Another is "I can dump you for someone better and hotter" <- along the lines LOL

And naturally, within the second day, they dump you for "Someone Better". But we never get content to WHO that exactly is. My theory? They aren't real.

On third interaction, they dismiss you for a date with a fan, which they add only got this date via lottery. And that's all the context we get regarding that.

Lux basically lied. They truly just want to be chased, they like being the Light of someone's eye! Chase them, work hard and stress yourself out for their attention, etc. They want to be spoiled, pampered, given everything and more, and that means all your energy.

The "On and Off" concept with them is purely them indulging and seeing if you'd bite and even bother giving time to them.

Not canon, but simply my speculation.

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I thought of you @echo-lesss @j-denyourlocaljackofmanytrades

Mood atm

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I love Lux too! Maybe not to romance but I’d looove to be his bestie. We talk similarly and his vibe is so fun 💛

I think we might be the only Lux fans on tumblr, fam :(

together we thrive fellow luxie

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No be same I’m heart broken that my vacuum hates me bc Hoove my beloved but I’m also mad bc I apparently can’t get along with my vacuum irl or in game

I feel really bad I fumbled Hoove so hard but honestly it's not off-brand that my vacuum hates me.

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Before the war

you can tell who inspired my athena design LMAO (gigi & wolfy's designs are too iconic-)

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The relief you feel after tho is unparalleled

Love it when you suddenly feel like your dying in the middle of the fucking night and then spend about what feels like an hour shitting you're life force. Maybe it was the burrito, maybe it was the pizza, maybe it was the yogurt, or maybe I was experiencing death itself and shitting the bad vibes out was the only way to survive

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself