lizardbible

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filled with beans and ready to wield a knife

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I’m not dead, but He sure wants me to be

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Every time I see a cactus I hug him, he may stab me, but it’s the thought that counts.

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For something that doesn’t exist time sure likes to fuck me up

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There’s a horde of lesbians in my backyard and I fear they want blood.

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I give a snake a gun, what happens next will kill me instantly

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I jiggle with the consistency and speed of a freight train. You are not rready for this jigglet

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god couldn’t judge these leggys on me

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I stab the salad,,,,,, IT SCREAM

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he wouldn’t have left you Karen if you’d had more pillow pets

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with the taste of your lops im gonn a die

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ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ  on the first day of christmas  ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ

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daddy grinch only needs 2 more sacrifices until armageddon 

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If they’d stop bottling water maybe then I could fucking swim in it

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Who put this stupid fukcning slime in the president home

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some may call me Hspooky, but I don’t even know what that means. I don’t even have a skeleton yet

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hello, my name is hoogusboogus2002 and I, with the power of my keyboard, will pwn these n00bs