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well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

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age 16: the world isn't worth living in

age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately

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Have you ever seen so much bullshit in one scene?

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sorry. i’m all booked up.

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Working on some Patreon stickers for this month and I had to show off my favorite one! ☑️☑️

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snoopy of the day

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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Miscellaneous

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

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Kissing your half demon girlfriend hour

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DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

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Kira <333

I've had the image of her combing her leg hair/fur stuck in my head since I first made her redesign. ouuugh body hair <3

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i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

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Polytrix cuddle pile? In this weather??? Yaes