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Jackson and Lansing railroad

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

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I want this to live here now

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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And with my declaration, your organs are now full of spiders.

Hey, so like what the fuck dies this mean?

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I work in a daycare and we had school photos done recently and one option for parents is sibling portraits.

Well this one year old little girl HATED the photographer and this is my artistic rendition of their picture

I have never seen an angrier child in my life

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ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

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I need some opinions and experiences that are not my own. I've been thinking about gender a lot lately and how I feel about how I present (For context I am a cisgender woman) and experience being a woman.

I have no fucking clue what that means.

I obviously have heard trans folk talk about how they just "felt like a girl" and I've always respected that 100% but it only just now occurred to me that I'm not sure if I've ever "felt like a girl". I'm not saying I feel like a boy, honestly I'm not sure I've ever felt like an anything!

I was born a girl, raised as a girl, and have always checked "female" on medical forms but it only just now occurs to me that I've never looked past the surface of this. I am a girl cause a couple people told me I was and I was cool with that but I wonder if I would feel the same if people had told me I was a boy.

I don't really know what this means or how to further look into this but I think getting other people's stories and experiences will be a good first step. Anyway if you read this please comment and help me figure out my gender fuckery that's currently ping ponging around my head.

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Chilchuk and Senshi

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this is so mean but sometimes i see published writing and suddenly no longer feel insecure about my own writing ability. like well okay that got published so im guessing i dont have much to worry about

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Yo what the fuck this is so beautiful and poignant???

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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Have...have I been eating rotisserie chicken wrong? How else are you supposed to get all the meat if you don't use your hands?? Am I supposed to just leave perfectly good chicken on the bone just because a fork or knife can't get to it????

"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

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Safiya Nygaard is one of my favorite youtubers and her recent Yankee candle video inspired me to create this!

Please welcome, Sir Nygaard, loyal knight of the crustious kingdom!

My favorite bit of this is the crusty flag (rip❤️)

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Blep

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I have decided I am only going to take the most unflattering and frankly terrible photos of my pets, example A is as follows;

Please meet my sweet boy prince!

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My pup astro has one real fucked up eye and he always reminds me of the tell tale heart

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Alright, feel free to tell me I'm dumb for thinking this or not but it really looks like Emily has horns because of the shadows behind her and I'm wondering if this is on purpose or just a little accident that's lead me on a false trail

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Maybe I'm being a bit hopeful here but when alastor says the line "died for his friends" for a moment it felt like he was saying he wanted to. Like for one second he considered staying and fighting Adam even if it was a losing battle because he thought the others wouldn't be able to take him down either. He obviously didn't do that but I feel like he thought about it for one single second and now he is losing his mind cause he absolutely does not want to care about these people but it looks like that train is leaving the station.

Alastor is being dragged kicking and screaming into love and he is furious about it

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My little brother is my favorite critter in the whole world because tonight for absolutely no reason other then he wanted he convinced our mom and made a charcuterie board. He is 12 and I adore this little weird creature who expresses all his newest obsessions with whole hearted love and joy.