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trademarking lobotomy chic idc this phrase is mine now ♡

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VIRTUAL LOBOTOMY PART 5:

LOBOTOMY DOCTORS AND THEIR ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES

In recent years there seems to be a different kind of a “virtual lobotomy procedure” going around and it’s becoming more and more popular… I’m obviously not talking about my quality services that are available on-line, I’m talking about the digitalization of our generation.

Artists in the 1600’s used to be considered “high class”, painting the walls of churches and portraits of kings. Today, artists are considered to be those weird guys who live in a 1x1 new-york apartment and eat rats for dinner and drink sewer water to survive. Who said those artists aren’t as good as leonardo de vinci, or mozart? We don’t see them because they’re disregarded by our society.

I’m obviously not a classist, as a victim of the medieval class system, I despise it. And yet, it’s here again, just reversed. Do you think that those 9-5 guys in their top floor building, sitting on their computers, straining their eyeballs, punching the keyboard to make some cool numbers that turn into stuff and call it “code”, would be appreciated during medieval times? HELL NO! they’ll be called witches! who the fuck needs digital numbers when there’s corn to farm and churches to be painted? Where did we go wrong?

But don’t worry, it’s just going to get worse! I know for a fact (because of visual-future visions) that those digital guys are going to grow more and more mindless, and soon enough everyone on earth will become mindless digital people, sitting on their computers, thinking they’re building “a better future” for a world that for ages lived in the past. Then you know what they will need? Art. As i’ve stated before, humans are thirsty for meaning, and there’s no meaning in computer. Art can provide meaning, it can provide a mental outlet for humans to spill all of their thoughts and feelings and say what they want even if they have no mouths. Art will be a sacred source. It will be needed like air to human lungs.

Even through this digital source, I create art, I give you meaning and force you to get lobotomized for the good of humanity-lobotomized people still have minds, computer people don’t, Burn your computers, get lobotomized, and create ART Before the digital capitalist world lobotomizes you unwillingly…

WHAT DID THE CAVEMEN LEAVE BEHIND? CODES? NO, WALL PAINTINGS. WE WILL TOO ♡

-LBTMY. P.

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introducing: the gay manipulator manifesto

our revolutionaries

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everyone say thank you electra heart for inventing this website ♡

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heartstopper is the epitome of cis women fetishizing gay kids and marketing it as teenage romance. it’s not. ♡

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VIRTUAL LOBOTOMY PART 4:

SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: STRESS!

I know you’ve noticed i’ve been gone for a few days lately… I want you to know that I am deliberately fine, i’ve just been under a lot of stress, one of the forbidden fruits of life.

You see, ever since Adam date-r*p*d Eve until she took the bait, humans are forced to live under several curses that will fulfill their eternal pain, stress being one of them. As we established previously, humans have no meaning, and are forced to live their life in pain and suffering, “mental” pain included. Stress is pain.

But it wasn’t always like that… I remember when medieval humans were able to lay down on the field between their therapeutic jobs of spinning wool and collecting firewood. Today it is not like that. Today we have “desk�� jobs, schools, stock markets, and internet. Can anyone sleep on haystack during the 9-5 “clock hours” of the day anymore? No.

And yes, of course people of that age had other sources of stress, such as: plagues, class systems, and racism. But we’re not far from those problems even today! we honestly have it worse, at least those problems had the possibility to free you from life. Call it capitalism, call it post-modern times problems, I call it regular lives for regular humans. The only solution we have today, in our times for our stress-causing problems is-you guessed it, lobotomy. With my lobotomy services you’ll be able to free yourself from modern days stress, and additionally other “inner skull problems” aka “mental illnesses”. Contact me now for my free services, and may you never experience the pressure again.

WE ARE ALL DOOMED TO SUFFER ♡

-LBTMY. P

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i’m too cool to be alive here

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my home… ♡

i learned of “Box beds” – cabinets with beds in them and, sometimes, lockable doors – were used for privacy and safety in parts of rural medieval Europe before individual bedrooms were common. They became fashionable even in homes with bedrooms and remained in use in Scotland into the 1900s (x)

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