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I need to see BDSM haters go on rants about the evils of capsaicin

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*clang* *CLANGG* *clang clang KLINK* *CLANNNNNNNNG* oh sorry i didn't see you there i was just hitting my sword against things

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somewhat virgin olive oil

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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

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american psycho if there was lunch

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went on a few dates with a guy and it didn't work out but i'm only really bummed because i'll never meet his friend he kept mentioning, "flamboyantly gay kenny" who won't stop getting in to "problematic situationships." thinking about you, kenny. in another life we're drinking vodka crans together.

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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

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karkat goes to his first pride and is accidentally homoph0bic (infinite aura lost; not clickbait)

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i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart

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Your job shouldn’t be your first priority,that weird lesbian on tumblr should be.

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big fan of digging myself deeper in the hole #myhole . wait hold on. hm. maybe not on that one. post cancelled

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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I’m thirsty for things you can’t even fathom baby girl

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I feel a little hypocritical saying it when I haven't gone all the way with this method yet, but I highly suggest everyone at the very least learn how to buy/use DIY HRT so they're prepared in case official means are no longer acccessible to them. it is obviously not ideal compared to official means to accessing HRT, and we need to defend trans healthcare. do not interpret this as me advocating for "giving up". but when the healthcare system fails us, DIY is an option that everyone has, and it's important to me that people understand that they have options. spending an afternoon reading up on how you'd go about DIY is free and affirming even if you don't need/want to DIY right now.