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best friends, ex-friends til the end (better off as lovers and not the other way around) - [byler week 2023 - day 2]

aka the byler/goncharov au i needed so badly i had to write it myself

title from: bang the doldrums by fall out boy

dedicated to: my commitment to the bit

special thanks to: @cherryisgone for providing me some much-needed poetic Italian for everyone’s favorite Scorcese film

tw: mentions of falling out of a window and blood, guns

The Naples skyline burns with light in the encroaching fog of the night. His back to the stones of the tower, Mike heaves several ragged breaths, and he tries not to think about how steep of a fall it would be down to the town square below. He imagines it’d be quick: his bones would snap, his blood would spill, and there’d be his body, an example laid out on the streets of Naples for all to know the folly that is trying to outrun who you once were.

The sting of vodka on the tips of tongues, frigid nights spent maneuvering through the streets of Leningrad in search of their next hit. Being smuggled onto a rusted plane down to the coast of the Tyrrhenian Sea, El nestled beneath his arm, just the clothes on their backs and the jewels on her wrists and neck and ears. Nothing makes sense–it hadn’t for a long time–and for so long, he’d been able to stay just ahead of it.

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reblog to be eaten by this thing

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Anyone have some really cute really niche shows that have like a minimal fanbase that I can hyperfixate on and draw fanart of? Please…

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So I’m not the only one who stuck a lightbulb in their mouth and expected it to light up?

pick one you bald genderless idiot

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Lurking in the shadows of tumblr snatching things to repost like scraps of food that I feed to the Thing under the fridge

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Art dump ;p

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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This dude in my sociology class (who we all think is constantly high on something) kept playing chess during class with another kid to the point that the teacher had to hide the chess board. And do you know what this fucker did? Pulled up chess.com. Then when the teacher got mad at that, This Fucker pulled out a piece of paper and DREW A CHESS BOARD AND KEPT PLAYING.

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

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That is, indeed, appealing

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being annoyed and feeling evil and having to talk yourself down like easy there girl you’re alright

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W-where’s the joke Jeff..?

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I imagine they just show up like jahovas whiteness ppl like

“Hello care to hear about our lord and savior Dracula?”

Since it was decreed that consent is needed to turn humans into Vampires, the Vampire Population has dwindled over the recent years. Now vampires have missionaries to try convince people to convert to vampirism. Vampire missionaries have come knocking at your door.

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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

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