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We looked inside some of the posts by local-cryptxd and here's what we found interesting.
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You can’t spell silly without ill, and baby? I’m diseased.
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Sam Reich: I'm tired of Game Changer being considered psychological torture
Also Sam Reich: in lieu of a timer I'm going to have Tao Yang run at you while screaming
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Thinking about how the first thing Daisuke did when he got to Zood was call for Comfrey. I'm fine.
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here world as promised. olethra macleod is so rapunzel to me
#I SAW THIS BADBOY ON TIKTOK!!!#i wish i could put edits on my wall#cloudward ho spoilers#olethra is infact rapunzel i concure
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Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!
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so hyped for sinners part 2, new moon, where the Italian mob werewolves duke it out with the crusty Irish vampires in a grisly battle to appropriate black culture
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trans masculine king maxwell gotch. can anyone hear me. TRANS MASCULINE KING MAXWELL GOTCH
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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A lot of people are talking about “rowdy” but I don’t see enough people talking about “gentleman fister.” Come on. That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.
#ME IM TALKING ABOUT GENTLEMEN FISTER#BECAUSE WHAT IS THAT HELLO#she gentle on my man till i fist er#im so sorry
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Stop stop I’m already gay
#no bcos i have forever been a hot murph truther#however...#oh boy howdy this season#like#hey man#we get it#ur gorgeous#please stop
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murph playing a canonically charismatic character WHILE the hottest he's ever looked is doing dangerous things to my physiology
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Listen all I have to say about Cloudward, Ho! is that if Mr. Maxwell "A Gentleman Fister" Gotch doesn't kiss a man by the end of this campaign??? I'm gonna lose it a little bit
#prev tags#no exactly#a vial of oil... for fighting??? excuse you???#you're kissing men dont talk to me
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Listen all I have to say about Cloudward, Ho! is that if Mr. Maxwell "A Gentleman Fister" Gotch doesn't kiss a man by the end of this campaign??? I'm gonna lose it a little bit
#maybe a lot a bit who knows#guys please “rowdy” = gay#are we seeing the vision#cloudward ho#dimension 20#dimension 20 cloudward#maxwell gotch#d20 cloudward ho#dropout
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big fan of maxwell’s rowdiness speaking to him like the goddamn venom symbiote
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