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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

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ayo so what do u do when u accidentally catch the feels for 2 people at the same time then accidentally get the 2 of them together?

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He got himself stuck

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More people should be played by Muppets in live action roles.

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Having ADHD is so fun, because the minute you manage to tune out the ever-churning hell river of thoughts, voices and pop-culture references, you get to listen to the deafening and crushing silence of reality!

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this is the best 10 pull of my life, bless the gacha gods

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If you write your :)'s backwards, you've broken it. They don't naturally grow that way so you've obviously fucking broken it you sick bastard.

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never been to costco. anyone wanna go on a costco quest with me? i need to experience the magic of wholesale at least once

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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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I perform at my best when everyone else thinks I'm doing a really good job and I'm awesome

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im taking a train all the way to the end of the line. do i need to go there? no. do i know anyone there? haha no. im just gonna go and come back as a little treat. a little quest if you will.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than the lady at the blood donation clinic telling me I should donate plasma because I look so big and strong

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now that i live alone i gotta hit myself with the "we got food at home" never thought i would stoop to this level of treachery