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Dude holy shit this is so cool, you guys gotta come see this electronic M!

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I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

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take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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it's a depressing app but I still use it everyday

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Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.

Love me some burritos.

Source: could be worse comics

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their polyamorous swag

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There are two things the princess button can be

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TIP: Hold the Princess button to charge your Hmph!

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I love texting someone on discord and seeing the gray activity notice turn green. Look at your phone boy

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it's too bad that being in a jar has such strong connotations. I'd love to be in a jar. a little glass enclosure all to myself. put some leaves and sticks and colorful rocks in there and I'm having a great time

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I had to do it

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any of you guys got a lighter i could borrow mines dead

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So Summer Games Fest has been pretty good so far…

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I fucked up

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my classroom had 2 pet fish and the really fat one ate the small one that biggie 😭

Not surprised. Trap me inside a room with a floating burrito and it's bound to get eaten.