localsharkcryptid
localsharkcryptid
Eternally In Hyperfixation Hell
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That wholesome content loving guy™ Most of my content is DSMP and dragon related but sometimes I mix it up.
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localsharkcryptid · 13 hours ago
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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.
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localsharkcryptid · 17 hours ago
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The zines have arrived! ✨️
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Quality checking and pre packing orders are now underway! The rest of the merch has made it safely past customs and is estimated to arrive to Mod Matt on June 26th.
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localsharkcryptid · 22 hours ago
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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localsharkcryptid · 23 hours ago
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localsharkcryptid · 23 hours ago
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may we get three twirly spinny foxes please ? 🥺
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localsharkcryptid · 2 days ago
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And so- it begins--
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(I'm drawing em)
Fuck it, talking about the lamia au but it's really just an excuse to give Dream many boyfriends but idk maybe it'll get plot.
While the designs will probably still be fantastical to a degree, everyone will be based on an irl snake species! So, this is so far the list for Dream's slither:
Dream himself is going to be based on the Yellow-Blotched Palm Pitviper, mostly just due to its striking coloration!
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Sapnap, I'm going with the Timber or Canebreak Rattlesnake, one of the smaller species of rattlers and it has some very nice patterns that I think fit well!
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George I've settled on the Komodo Island Pitviper, it's pretty and blue :)!
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Punz is of course based on the fastest snake in the world and one of the most notorious for its venom: the Black Mamba
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Sam, self explanatory like Punz, but of course he's a Green Anaconda - fuck all massive and greennnn
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Quackity, I'm actually split between two species but regardless he is a Kingsnake, either based on the Grey Banded Kingsnake or Variable Kingsnake - I'm a bit split so any opinions are welcome :) - regardless Kingsnake cause there's the important factoid of: Kingsnakes get the King in their name due to often predating on other snakes, namely venomous species! (He may have eaten his last partner, don't WORRY about it bye Schlatt)
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Karl MIGHT also get added in cause I do like karlnapity and lamia slithers have some interesting dynamics (long long explanation short, slithers often function like QPR groups with varying and complex internal dynamics that are nothing like the general binary assigned to dating and relationships by humans- so it's funky)
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localsharkcryptid · 3 days ago
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Mermay wip I didn't finish
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localsharkcryptid · 3 days ago
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Fuck it, talking about the lamia au but it's really just an excuse to give Dream many boyfriends but idk maybe it'll get plot.
While the designs will probably still be fantastical to a degree, everyone will be based on an irl snake species! So, this is so far the list for Dream's slither:
Dream himself is going to be based on the Yellow-Blotched Palm Pitviper, mostly just due to its striking coloration!
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Sapnap, I'm going with the Timber or Canebreak Rattlesnake, one of the smaller species of rattlers and it has some very nice patterns that I think fit well!
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George I've settled on the Komodo Island Pitviper, it's pretty and blue :)!
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Punz is of course based on the fastest snake in the world and one of the most notorious for its venom: the Black Mamba
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Sam, self explanatory like Punz, but of course he's a Green Anaconda - fuck all massive and greennnn
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Quackity, I'm actually split between two species but regardless he is a Kingsnake, either based on the Grey Banded Kingsnake or Variable Kingsnake - I'm a bit split so any opinions are welcome :) - regardless Kingsnake cause there's the important factoid of: Kingsnakes get the King in their name due to often predating on other snakes, namely venomous species! (He may have eaten his last partner, don't WORRY about it bye Schlatt)
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Karl MIGHT also get added in cause I do like karlnapity and lamia slithers have some interesting dynamics (long long explanation short, slithers often function like QPR groups with varying and complex internal dynamics that are nothing like the general binary assigned to dating and relationships by humans- so it's funky)
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localsharkcryptid · 3 days ago
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Thinking about drawing half snake dream again-- sneam-
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localsharkcryptid · 3 days ago
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localsharkcryptid · 3 days ago
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Late night posting but, woe, Thalasso! Awesamdream be upon ye!
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I love Dream's design so much your honor--
Also!!! Thalassophobia is one of my collab AUs with @robinthinkstoomuch :)! I know I've mentioned that a couple of times but she's also started work on a new and very neat Drunz au y'all should check out too!
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localsharkcryptid · 3 days ago
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Late night posting but, woe, Thalasso! Awesamdream be upon ye!
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I love Dream's design so much your honor--
Also!!! Thalassophobia is one of my collab AUs with @robinthinkstoomuch :)! I know I've mentioned that a couple of times but she's also started work on a new and very neat Drunz au y'all should check out too!
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localsharkcryptid · 3 days ago
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been sitting on this one for a WHILE
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localsharkcryptid · 4 days ago
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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localsharkcryptid · 4 days ago
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Because I’ve lost control of my life
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localsharkcryptid · 5 days ago
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localsharkcryptid · 5 days ago
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Me when the themes and motifs connect in my brain
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