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The four horseman of please shut the fuck up

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I’m relatively new to Superman as a fandom (historically i prefer Batman), and nothing prepared me for how Mpreg on Main everyone is.

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I'd do it for free if I could chat with Miss Piggy for 5 min.

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

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“You sober?”

“Yes, sir.” Remmick answers quickly, straightening his posture, arms at his sides. Sammie knows he ain’t, not completely—knows they each had at least two shots and smoked half a joint behind the bar forty-five minutes before they left.

But Sammie doesn’t dare say anything, not with Stack’s arm slung around his shoulder. He only prays Remmick manages to successfully navigate the series of landmines that is an encounter with Smoke.

And then Sammie remembers who Remmick is, and gives up hope with a heavy sigh. Stack gives him a sympathetic pat on the shoulder.

“You know what time it is?” Smoke’s voice is sure and steady, unconcerned about staging an armed outdoor confrontation in the middle of the night.

“A little after ten. Sir.” Remmick replies promptly.

“And what time is Sammie’s curfew?”

“Ten PM.” Remmick’s voice wavers. “Sir.”

“Yeah.” Smoke cocks his gun, the sound echoing across the cul-de-sac. “What you doin’ out so late with my baby cousin, huh?”

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Wait. Personality test. Reblog with whether you hate it when someone sings along to the music in the car or you think singing along is cool. Personally, I HATE it.

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The concept of vampire Sammie using his newly growing baby claws to swipe at Remmick’s face to get back at him. But instead Remmick is happy asf sporting a stupid toothy grin with blood running down his cheek because now they’re basically almost matching (and he likes it when Sammie is aggressive with him)

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OH MY GOD YES

As a side note: it also sucks ass if the two shippees are enemies because of a misunderstanding and not some fundamental differences in world view.

It's like the mild sauce at Taco Bell. What's the point if it's not even a little spicy?

I'm actually a huge fan of enemies to lovers because I do think it's hot but to be clear "enemies to I think you're attractive and that's overcoming my hatred of you" sucks ASS the trope is about growing RESPECT and GENUINE AFFECTION the POINT is that they always found each other attractive but it doesn't MATTER until they also have a solid relationship built on trust respect and friendship!!!!! Do you understand my vision!!!!

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AO3 IS BACK!

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Ao3, baby, why would you do this to me?? I don't even remember the last time I held a physical book.

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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

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Regina George would destroy me psychologically before she ever swung at me.

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I was so confused. I thought we were talking about Abigail from Hannibal.

Mary/Stack adopting Claudia yes yes, but ALSO Remmick adopting Abigail…………walk with me

lowkey I feel like Remmick would LOVE Sammy from Abigail too, hmmm