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Could I get a reader x Loki where reader has a toothache and no one in the tower wants to even attempt to get the reader to go to the dentist because it will just end badly. Until Loki says that he studied dentistry and can fix it. Loki discovers that reader has a crush and needs a reward for being a good patient afterwards.

Awwww I love this idea

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Today was the day that I found out I can just delete replies 🤣

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1,000 Follower Celebration Contest!

From now until November 9th, submit your (at least) 1,000 worded fic using any of my original characters/any of my versions of Loki!

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Happy Birthday! (10/04)

Summary: Loki makes sure your birthday starts off just the way you want it.

A/N: This was written for @lividloki's birthday! If you would like a birthday one-shot, make sure to join our Discord!

Character(s): Loki & Reader

Series: One-Shot

Requested by: @lividloki

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You were sleeping soundly in the bed you shared with Loki. You were so exhausted that you didn't feel him getting out of the bed or hear him fumbling around in the kitchen. When you finally opened your eyes, it was to the sight of a freshly made breakfast – all of your favorites.

"Happy birthday, my darling," Loki smiled – helping you sit up in the bed.

He placed the tray of food on your lap, and he crawled back into the bed. The god rested against the headboard and pulled you back against him. While you dove into your breakfast, he started to massage your back – beginning with your shoulders and working his way down. "How did my love sleep?"

"Wonderful," you said with a mouthful of food. "Waking up was far better, though."

Loki chuckled and continued to massage your back.

You felt a shiver go up your spine when he started to press his mouth against your neck, shoulders, and back. Eagerly, you pulled your shirt off your body and let him do as he wished.

He knew exactly what you loved. He knew how to make you feel special.

You couldn't finish your birthday breakfast fast enough. You wanted him to make you feel good.

"Is the birthday girl done eating?" Loki asked lowly – his lips right behind your ear.

"Yes," you nodded – almost moaning in response. You tilted your head backward against his chest, and you smiled when you felt his hand reach around to grab your throat. Loki waved his hand, and in a flash of green, the tray that had held you breakfast was gone. He kept you sitting up against his chest – letting you leave your legs crossed as he reached around your body with his other hand and snaked his hand down your pajama shorts – his fingers gently stroking your already soaked cunt. "Please," you begged him through your open lips in between your short breaths.

"As you wish, my love," Loki responded – a smile plastered on his face while he tightened his grip on your throat and entered two fingers into your slick hole. "Because it's your birthday, darling," he began – marking your shoulders and neck with his bites, "I shall do whatever it is you desire." You began panting as he curled his two fingers and hit that spot deep within – chuckling against your shoulder as he forced a third finger in.

"Ple-," you started to beg, but then you remembered what he had said moments earlier. "Fuck me."

Loki's voice was deep and gravelly as he chuckled behind you. Immediately, he moved out from behind you and made his way down to your feet – taking off your shorts and spreading your legs as far as he could.

"Mmm," he moaned at the sight of your dripping pussy on display for him. "May I have a taste?" he asked – unconsciously licking his lips as he gave you the best puppy-dog eyes he could.

You smiled – your foot going to his pajama pants and rubbing his growing erection.

"Take it out first," you responded. "Then, you can."

Loki immediately shimmered his clothes away – leaving the God of Mischief completely nude. Eagerly, he pulled your body down the bed so that he could drink from your cunt. You grabbed his hair – holding him against you as much as possible.

"Norns, your pussy is perfect," Loki purred into your clit. "So juicy and delicious."

With his mouth along with his fingers, Loki had you coming undone on his tongue in no time – forcing you to give him all you had. Instead of working you through your orgasm and bringing you back down to earth, Loki quickly slid his cock into your throbbing, orgasming cunt – intensifying the sensation. "You said you wanted me to fuck you, did you not?"

"Yes," you breathed heavily – your eyes almost forcing themselves closed at the feeling.

Loki chuckled – taking a nipple into his mouth. "You'd better hold on, my love."

You wrapped your arms around his neck – your fingers tangling in his long, black hair. He withdrew himself, and he roughly slammed his cock back in – hitting the tip of your cervix and filling you more than ever before. The god started thrusting at a fast pace – his lips on yours as your teeth and tongues clashed. "That's a good girl," he praised you as he fucked you through another one of your orgasms. His speed never slowed – his roughness never easing up.

Loki was giving you what you asked for.

"Loki," you cried out – tears rolling down your cheeks at the feeling of being so overly stimulated. "I c-can't...anymore...please."

Loki wiped your tears off your cheeks, and he finally slowed his pace.

"You're okay, my love," he assured you. "Kiss me."

He moved slow now – his hips gently moving as his lips devoured yours – his tongue dancing with yours. "I love you, birthday girl," he whispered lowly against your lips before letting himself come undone inside your well-fucked cunt.

When he softened, he pulled out – instantly cleaning the two of you and the bed up from where your juices mixed and dripped. He pulled you to his side – stroking your hair as you rested your head where his arm and shoulder met. "Happy birthday," he said – placing a soft, deep kiss on your head.

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In Your Dreams

Summary: Loki finds you irresistible as you sleep soundly by his side.

Character(s): Loki & Reader

WARNINGS: somnophilia, cock warming

Series: One-Shot

Requested by: @saiyanstars

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He always watched over you – needing to know you were safe and sound as you slept and dreamt of sweet things.

Loki loved you. You never doubted this.

You loved him just as well – so much so that you gave him explicit permission to do as he pleased with your body as long as he took care of you.

You were vulnerable – your chest rising up and down as your eyes moved quickly behind your eyelids. Loki smiled down at you – resting on his right elbow while his left hand caressed your cheeks – his thumb running over your bottom lip.

"You're so irresistible when you're sleeping," Loki purred – beginning to kiss your neck and chest. "So...peaceful...and all mine."

Loki's left hand made its way down into your pajama pants – his fingers playing with your wet pussy. You loved when he took control of you while you were in such a state. He knew how to make sure you didn't wake up until he wanted you to, so he never worried about doing too much to you. "Ooo, baby girl," he growled – taking one of your nipples into his mouth. "You're so wet for your God, aren't you? Even in your sleep you're soaked for me."

Loki slowly moved down to your feet, and he spread your legs gently – reaching up and pulling your pajama pants down and tossing them to the floor. He looked at your wet cunt in awe – taking himself out of his own pants and stroking his cock a few times. Loki held himself above you – looking down at you as you slept soundly.

The God of Mischief lined himself up, and he entered your slick pussy in one slow motion – moaning as he filled you completely.

"I love you," he purred against your breasts. "Norns, you feel so amazing, baby." He slowly moved his hips and pulled out before thrusting deeply back in. "Oh, I just want to stay like this."

Loki stilled in your warmth – memorizing the feeling of your cunt tightly hugging his member. Carefully, he took himself out – rolling to his side and positioning you so that your back was against his chest. He rested his chin on your shoulder, and he lifted your leg over his waist – guiding himself back into your cunt – moaning at the feeling of your warmth once more. Loki removed your leg off his waist and let it fall back down as he pulled you as tight as possible into his arms – wrapping his tall frame around you while his cock soaked up your heat.

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Pleasure PART 2

Summary: Loki finds out that you faked an orgasm the last time you and he had sex.

Character(s): Loki & Reader

Series: One-Shot

Read part 1 here

Requested by: @sunshineyrosie

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Loki had your clothes off – strewn across the bedroom. You were still in his lap – leaning backward on the bed while he held your knees over his shoulders. The god was in awe at your slick cunt – begging him to taste it. You crossed your ankles behind his back so he could let go and use his hands for other things. His large hands began to explore your body – starting from your clit and goes up to your belly button.

"What do you want?" he asked – his voice muffled against the skin of your inner thigh.

You couldn't speak – the sight of his hands setting your core aflame. Loki let one of his hands go back to your clit, and he smacked it before twisting the little nub. He chuckled against your thigh when you squealed. "Tell me, kitten. Tell me what you want."

"L-Loki," you managed to moan through heavy breaths, "pl-pl-please...eat me."

Your husband looked up at you – his dark blue eyes looking into yours. You could see the lustful gaze, and it was almost enough to have you coming undone. However, instead of giving you what you wanted, Loki had other plans.

"You were a bad kitten last night, weren't you?" he asked – his voice dark and gravelly. "Faking such a thing."

You nodded. "I'm sorry."

"Hm," Loki hummed – looking at you in amusement – a sly smirk on his lips.

Loki moved you off his lap and positioned you on your knees. "You're going to suck daddy's cock," he demanded.

"Yes, sir," you nodded – licking your lips as he took himself out of his boxer briefs. You moaned at the sight of his large erection. "You're so big, baby," you smiled – grabbing his cock with both hands. Loki's breathing started to speed up, and his hand went to your hair – his fingers tangling in it. You saw the precum begin to leak from his head, and when you bent down to lick it up, you felt Loki's body shake.

"Don't you dare tease me," he ordered through his clenched jaw.

You giggled – wanting him to show his dominance – giving him small kitten-licks on his cock. He began to groan at your boldness.

"You're going to make me fuck your mouth, huh kitten?"

"Maybe," you winked in a singsong voice.

Loki hands went directly to your lips – prying your mouth open with one and guiding his cock into it with the other. "There we go," he sighed – moving his hips to get some sort of traction.

You giggled with your mouth full of his cock – wiggling your ass for his viewing pleasure. Soon, you were met with a hard smack – pulling a squeal from you and sending vibrations around his member. Loki's fingers made their way to your pussy while you began to bob your head – forcing yourself to take all of him in your throat. He let out a dark chuckle, and you immediately felt him using the wand on your cunt – letting it push you as close to the edge as possible.

Normally, he'd edge you – making you wait for the one orgasm to drive you crazy. This time, he was making sure you never faked an orgasm with him again.

You moaned around him as you came undone – the toy remaining on your pussy as your sensitivity grew.

Loki pulled out of your mouth – roughly grabbing your face as he lay you back on the bed – spreading your legs wide and diving into your swollen and throbbing cunt.

"Mmm," he moaned – drinking up everything he could. "My baby girl tastes so good."

Your hands found their way to his hair, and you held him as tightly as you could to your pussy. Taking it as a sign that you wanted more, he conjured another toy, and you felt the plug begin to enter your rear.

It was a larger one – larger than usual.

It felt like heaven.

Your husband drinking from you as well as stretching every hole sent you over the edge once more – your body shaking and writhing under his touch.

"Loki, oh my God!" you screamed – trying to get away from his touch. "Oh my God, oh my God."

Loki chuckled as he placed small kisses on your highly sensitive clit. "Oh, my kitten...you didn't think I'd let you get away with faking an orgasm with me, did you?" You closed your eyes and titled your head back – smiling as his hand wrapped around your throat. "You," he groaned – sliding his cock into your cunt, "are...going to...beg me...to stop."

He spoke his words as he thrust in and out – his grip on your neck tightening and loosening as he went. It didn't take him long to work you over once more – letting you feel lightheaded as you covered his shaft with your cream – your pussy turning red, sensitive, and swollen.

"Don't...stop," you breathed out. Loki chuckled and rammed himself inside you even harder – listening to your screams of pleasure as your walls clenched around him once more. Tears started to fill your eyes – escaping from the corners of your closed lids. You could hear Loki chuckling at your reaction. "Loki," you moaned out – feeling your pussy becoming even more sensitive as another orgasm washed over your body. "Please," you asked quietly through clenched teeth.

Loki leaned down – keeping himself buried deep inside as he planted kisses on your breast. "Please, what?"

"I...I can't," you breathed out. "Please."

Loki hummed in satisfaction – sitting back up and pulling you closer to him. "Are you sorry, little one?"

You nodded against his chest. "Ye-yes," you managed to say – your body shaking in his arms. "Please...please jus-,"

Loki lay you back down and rammed himself a couple more times – planting kisses on your body as your tears conveyed your limit had been reached. Your husband's thrusts got sloppier, and you came undone around him one more time – your scream being muffled by his lips as he spilled his seed into you. Loki slowed his movements – bringing the two of you back down to earth. Your eyes, however, were not reopening – your mind and body exhausted after the hours of sex and dozens of orgasms Loki had pulled from you. You could feel him pull himself out and lie next to you on the bed – waving his hand over the two of you to get both of you and the bed cleaned up. Loki pulled you into his arms – wrapping his body around yours as you rested your head on his bicep, and your back was pressed against his chest.

"I love you," Loki whispered into your ear and rubbing your back – knowing that you were falling into sleep quickly – exhausted from the mind-blowing sex he had given you. "And I'm sorry for not listening...I swear to always listen to you."

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Pleasure

Summary: Loki finds out that you faked an orgasm the last time you and he had sex.

Character(s): Loki & Reader

A/N: Should I write a smutty part 2?

Series: One-Shot

Requested by: @sunshineyrosie

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You were exhausted. Work had been beyond stressful, and you wanted nothing more than to just go home, cuddle with your husband, and fall asleep in his arms. However, you should've known better than to expect him to let you just go to sleep.

"Please, my dear," Loki purred against your neck – placing small, open-mouthed kisses up and down the side. "Let me make you feel good."

"Fine," you finally relented.

All you wanted to do was go to sleep, but you knew Loki needed to feel like he was helping you relax somehow. No matter how many times you told him that all you wanted to do was be held, he insisted on pleasuring you the only way he knows how.

The stress had taken its toll on your body and hormones – resulting in you not being able to get turned on for him, but you managed to fake your way through it. You wouldn't lie: Loki was amazing at sex. He knew all the right places to hit to push you over the edge. Tonight, however, you just weren't feeling it.

You did something you never believed you would have to do.

You knew he wouldn't finish until you orgasmed for him, so you did.

What he didn't know, though, was that you faked your orgasm.

You pulled it off well, apparently, because he soon held you close and emptied himself into you – slowing down his movements before pulling out and wrapping his arms around you.

That was all you wanted in the first place. All you wanted was to just rest your head on his chest and feel his arms around you – protecting you.

The next day goes by without any problems, and you're off for the weekend. And the only thing you wanted at that moment was your husband to take you to bed.

"Hey, babe," you greeted Loki with a smile when you came through the door.

He was sitting on the couch, reading, when you came inside. You kicked off your heels and walked over to him – plucking the book from his hands. Instead of reaching out for you like he normally did, he got up from the couch and retreated to the bedroom. Curiously, you followed him, and when you got to the open door, he was lying on his side with his back towards the door. Quietly, you walked in and climbed into the bed – wrapping your arm right arm around his waist while you propped yourself up on your left elbow. You started giving him small kisses on his neck – your fingers playing with his hair while your hand made its way to his belt.

"Stop," Loki said sharply – pushing your hand away.

His action broke your heart instantly.

"What?" you breathed out – wondering what you did wrong. "Why don -,"

Loki turned over and faced you – his eyes almost emotionless. "You should pay attention to whom you're texting next time."

Immediately, you pulled out your phone and scrolled through your texts earlier that day. During your lunch break, you believed you were texting your best friend, Catarina, but in actuality, you had been texting Loki.

"Loki, I'm -,"

"Don't," Loki interrupted you. "Do you have any idea how stupid you made me feel?" You sat back on your heels and let him tell you his feelings. "I'm so...angry at myself f-for taking advantage of you!"

"I told you I didn't want to," you muttered under your breath – tears falling from your eyes. "I just...I would've done anything to let us go to sleep...but you didn't want to do what I wanted."

Loki nodded – his anger towards himself clearly visible. "Maybe I should just leave, then."

"No," you cried – your eyes pleading with him not to leave. "I'm sorry...I...I should've been more firm. I just...I just didn't want you to be disappointed."

Loki's eyes narrowed at you.

"How could I ever be disappointed with you?" Loki reached out and held your cheek in his hand. "I love you...my pleasure comes from giving you yours...and I didn't do that."

You crawled into his lap – straddling him and resting your arms over his shoulders.

"Then do it now."

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73 from the Drabble Challenge sounds... interesting... ;D

You stood at the entrance of your bedroom – the sight in front of you causing you to stop suddenly. You cleared your throat in an attempt to get his attention. "Um, Loki?" you called out – hesitantly approaching the God of Mischief. The god was lying on his back, completely nude, and it seemed – fast asleep. "Loki," you called out again in a singsong voice. You tried with all of your strength to not look at his cock, but you couldn't help but wonder how he would feel inside of you. Involuntarily, you let out a small moan – licking your bottom lip and narrowing your gaze at the god's sleeping face. You wanted to touch him while you had this very strange opportunity in front of you, but you couldn't bring yourself to do something so violating to your best friend. You decided that you had to wake him up. You climbed into the bed and kneeled next to him – gently tickling his stomach to try to get him to wake up. Your fingers scoured for a spot that would be ticklish, and you finally found it on his ribs. Loki quickly opened his eyes, and he let out a loud laugh – swatting at your hand to get your fingers to stop tickling him. You finally relented – having completed the mission of waking him up. Loki looked over to you, down at himself, then back up to you with widened eyes. You couldn't help the smile on your face. "Is there a reason you're naked in my bed?"

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Hiii! For the drabble prompts I've gathered a few for you for a really angsty story. Feel free to choose a few of them in whatever order you want! Thanks a lot!!!

46. “I thought you were dead!”

88. “After everything…I’d still choose you.”

(I don't remember number) “I don’t need a hero, I need a husband.”

Ooooo I definitely like these

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#4 from the Drabble challenge please? I feel like Loki would cause havoc if something happened to the reader.

Your body was tired – your mind even more so. All you wanted to do was go home and relax – forget about everything that had happened tonight. With your hand shaking, you unlocked your apartment door, but when you walked inside and locked up, you were startled when you saw him standing in the middle of your living room.

"Loki!" you squealed. "What are you doing here?!"

Loki approached you slowly – the outfit of leather and metal pronouncing his every step.

"You haven't answered any of my calls or texts," he reminded you. "What's bee -," the god is cut off when he notices the bruise around your eye. "Who gave you that black eye?"

He was furious – only trying to keep his head cool for your sake – knowing that you needed him there for you more than for him to get angry. You look down and shake your head – wanting to just start the whole day over. Loki steps closer to you. "Darling," he said softly – nudging your head up by your chin. "Who...did this...to you?" he asked once more – demanding some sort of answer. His ocean-colored eyes searching yours – begging for you to let him help.

"He did," you sobbed out – collapsing into the God of Mischief's arms. Loki didn't need to hear a name to know who you were talking about.

It was your husband – the husband you couldn't leave for fear of being murdered – the husband you were having an affair on with the god. While the two of you had been separated for a couple of months, you still visited his home pretty often – always returning home to your small apartment.

"You're safe, my love," Loki tried to soothe you – swaying gently back and forth as he held you to his chest. "You're with me now...he can't hurt you here."

"I know," you nod – clutching the leather and metal that adorned Loki's body – taking in his scent. "I love you, Loki."

"And I love you," he responded – kissing the top of your head.

Normally, Loki would have stormed out the moment he heard who had hurt you, but overtime, he had learned that you much preferred to be held in his arms – where you felt safe and sound – falling asleep with his strong hold around you. The revenge would have to come later.

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Drabble Challenge: 1-150

Rules: Followers send a number to your ask and you write a drabble using that sentence/prompt in your piece. Try to keep up! Expect a TON of requests!

“The skirt is supposed to be this short.”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.”

“Who gave you that black eye?”

“You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”

“I just like proving you wrong.”

“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

“Forget it. You fucking suck.”

“Quit it or I’ll bite.”

“If you use up all the hot water again, I swear to god! You’re on the couch for a month!!”

“If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“Looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while.”

“Take. It. Off.”

“Well, you’re coming home with me whether you like it or not.”

“I’ll kick his ass if you want me to.”

“Stop it! It tickles!”

“It’s okay to cry…”

“And that’s how you ruin a life. Congratulations.”

“D..did you just make that noise?”

“He’s a bad kisser.”

“You can scream if you want.”

“I didn’t know we were keeping track.”

“We’re playing checkers. If you don’t like it, leave.”

“One of them’s missing.”

“Save some for me.”

“Oh, fuck off.”

“You’re still mad?”

“Come over here and make me.”

“You better watch yourself.”

“Eat your lunch and you wouldn’t be hungry.”

“Why did we have to have kids?”

“Call on Line 1”

“He creeped me out. I’m not gonna lie.”

“I’m done! You can fix it!”

“Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?”

“Where did he go?”

“You leave whenever you feel like it.”

“I forgot I was a single parent.”

“Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”

“You’re going out dressed like that?”

“For the hundredth time, I’m not your babysitter.”  

“Frost the damn cupcakes.”

“Well that’s the second biggest news I’ve heard all day.”

“You look pretty hot in plaid.”  

“I thought you were dead!”

“I thought it was a one-night-stand…and now we’re married…”

“We’ve become the clingy couple that you used to complain about.”

“Quit touching me. Your feet are cold.”

“You know you want it, sweetheart.”

“I’m your husband. It’s my job.”  

“You just wanted them because the light up.”

“That wasn’t very subtle.”

“He thinks he’s a mind reader.”  

“It’s just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun.”

“I don’t do hugs.”

“Don’t talk anymore.”

“I’m just a guy with a wife, two kids, and a Harley.”

“How do I even put up with you?”

“I said get rid of it.”

“They didn’t just find out. They already knew!”

“You’re not as quiet as you think you are.”

“Can you just man up and change his diaper?”

“Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.”

“I have a secret.”

“I won’t let you get hurt.”

“You’re strong, baby. You have to be.”

“He’s four years old!!”

“I’ve had enough! I want to be alone!”

“I can’t stand seeing you like this.”

“Me and the boys will handle it.”

“You’re competitive and so am I, and it’s going to lead to a fight.”

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

“You’re a dork, just like your father.”

“Mind if I join you?”

“Daddy!”

“I lost our child.”

“That’s my shirt. So is that..wait?”

“My name isn’t Leslie…who’s Leslie?”

“There’s a surprise upstairs for you.”

“I’ll take care of it.”

“I’m not your boss? Well then who is?”

“You can’t eat solids, only liquids until Thursday.”

“Come on, baby, up to bed.”

“They got you a present. Isn’t it sweet?”

“Am I scaring you?”

“Run! You said you’d work out with me!”

“After everything…I’d still choose you.”

“And when did you plan on telling me about this?”

“Trust me.”

“Scoot over a little bit, please.”

“You’re so clingy, I love it.”

“You didn’t just wake me up at 2am because you were ‘in the mood’.”

“Did they hurt you?”

“You’re cute when you’re all worried.”

“Stop being grumpy. It’s lame.”

“I don’t need a hero, I need a husband.”

“Don’t shut me out.”

“You got a cute butt.”

“I just got out of the shower, I can’t dance. What if my towel falls off?”

“Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.”

“Do you really think I could ever replace you?”

“Sharing is caring. Now give me your fries.”

“…or we can chill in our underwear.”

“You can’t make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.”

“Keep pedaling and don’t stop, okay?”

“You, me, popcorn, two liter Dr. Pepper, and a movie. You in?”

“Have you seen my contacts?”

“Life is a highway, and I’m always drunk. So I’m not driving.”

“Quit stalling. Where’s your father?”

“You can’t just hug me and think everything’s okay.”

“Is he coming home?”

“I prefer blondes.”

“No more dogs. How hard it it to understand?”

“I let you win.”

“I broke your nose, and I’m sorry for that. But what you’re doing isn’t fair.”

“Can I do your hair?”

“Your favorite superhero can’t be a villain.”

“I told you not to jump on the bed!”

“He’s pampering me, let him be.”

“Ready or not, here I come.”

“I’m worried about losing my job!”

“Oh, did I scare you, big boy?”

“Happy new year!”

“Quit moving, I’m trying to sleep. Wait…are you…what?!”

“You nap, I’ll stay awake.”

“It’s turbulence. It’s normal.”

“Don’t touch me. We’re fighting.”

“I’ll give you a massage.”

“You fell asleep in the tub?!”

“Are you doodling?”

“We’re not playing strip poker. I don’t care what I said when I was drunk.”

“Slushies aren’t just for kids, fuck society.”

“Are you scared…Then why won’t you look at the screen?”

“Enough with the pillow talk, I’m tired.”

“You had a nightmare, tell me what it was about so I can fix it.”

“We need groceries, not just junk food. You’re worse than the kids.”

“Is this our closet? Or your closet?”

“If I win, you do dishes for a week.”

“Fist bumps are cooler than high-fives…”

“Use your words.”

“Hold my hand so he gets jealous.”

“Ew, your hand is sweaty.”

“Get out of my face before I hit you.”

“I don’t care if your 4 or 40, you don’t hit people.”

“You only care about football, beer, and raking leaves.”

“Look! Fireflies!”

“Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?”

“I just need ten minutes.”

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Beautiful

Summary: Loki shows you his Jotun form for the first time.

Prompt number(s): 32 - "You're so beautiful.

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Series: One-Shot

Character(s): Jotun!Loki x reader

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The air conditioning unit was broken. The heat inside your and Loki's shared apartment was starting to become too much. Even with all of the windows open, the two of you were still sweating more than you thought was possible – well, you were, at least.

"I just don't understand how you're not sweating like I am," you scoff – the heat getting to your nerves and making you snappy.

Loki chuckled at your frustration. "I've told you, kitten, it's my blood."

"There's no way your blood can keep you from getting hot," you rolled your eyes – picking up a folder, using it as a fan, and resting your feet and legs on Loki's lap as the two of you watched television on the sofa. The God of Mischief began to rub your feet and legs – the feeling of his cold skin and soft touch helping to calm your nerves and cool you down simultaneously.

Loki grew quiet all of a sudden – prompting you to wonder what was going through his mind.

"I'm sorry, babe," you apologized – thinking that you had somehow upset him.

"You didn't do anything," Loki smiled at you. "I promise. I'm just...thinking."

"About what?" you asked – your curiosity growing. "Something bad?"

Loki took a deep breath and placed small kisses on your feet and shins – hoping to distract you from his change in mood. "Baby," you chuckled – his lips beginning to tickle your skin, "that's not gonna work." Loki stopped, and he looked at you with saddened eyes – the conflict written clearly on his face. Realizing that you'd have to convince him you were safe to talk to, you sat up and rested on your knees – holding his face with both of your hands. You pulled his lips to yours and smiled once you broke away from the soft kiss. "Please, Loki," you began quietly – your nose against his, "let me in."

Loki closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

"You want to know why I'm never hot and sweaty?" he asked – wanting to make sure you wanted the answer.

"Yes," you whispered – pleading with him as your eyes searched his. "Please, my God."

Loki nodded, and he stood up from the couch – taking his shirt off and throwing it across the room. Unconsciously, you licked your bottom lip – earning a chuckle from the God of Mischief. Suddenly, you watched as his skin started turning to a beautiful shade of blue – gorgeous markings adorning his body and face. He was beyond beautiful. Your mouth was opened in pure awe – not knowing what words to say. When he opened his eyes, you stared at him – possibly too much because he quickly looked away from you – wishing he could hide away forever. You got up from the sofa and slowly approached him – wiping away a tear that escaped down his cheek. He was freezing, but you wanted to feel more of him. Gently, you placed a kiss on his cheek – causing the god to open his eyes and look towards you.

"What're you -,"

"Come here," you cut him off – pulling him toward the sofa – pushing him so that he sat down. With a smile, you straddled his lap slowly – moving slowly so he could feel every movement. You wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him in for a deep kiss. Loki finally breathed a sigh of relief, and he deepened the kiss. The sight of his red eyes was just as beautiful as his blue ones – the smile on his face honest. You started to trace his markings with you finger – his reactions at your touch making your heart swell. "You're so beautiful."

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Hi there! :D I wanted to ask you, if you’d feel comfortable with writing a oneshot for Jotun!Loki? ^^

I really really want to, but I don't feel like I would be able to portray the What If... Jotun!Loki like he deserves. I'd love to do one with regular sized Jotun!Loki though. I may post one this weekend <3

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Comfort

Summary: Loki comforts you while your time of the month causes you immense discomfort and pain

Series: One-Shot

Character(s): Loki x reader

Requested by anon

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You and the God of Mischief only started dating about three months ago – started sleeping together and having sex about a month ago. When you woke this morning, Loki was startled to see that you had bled all over the bed the two of you shared the night before. However, due to being an intellectual, he knew what it was.

Without making a sound, he climbed out of the bed – making sure he didn't wake you. Gently, he pressed his hand to the bed and cleaned you and it up. The god tip-toed to the kitchen and began making you your favorite breakfast with your favorite morning beverage on the side – placing two over-the-counter pain pills with it.

"Good morning," he smiled at you when he walked back into the room. Your eyes were still trying to open. "Here you are, my love."

The moment you opened your eyes, you felt your uterus cramping – the act of moving made you want to throw up.

"At least I'm not pregnant," you tried to joke – your face cringing in pain as you sat against the headboard. "What's that?"

Loki smiled at you and placed the tray of food on your lap. "All of your favorites."

"Wait, how did you -," Loki sucked his lips in. "Oh my God...please tell me I didn't?"

You were absolutely mortified at the idea of having bled all over him and his bed. Your eyes were filled with worry – your thoughts racing a mile a minute. You were pulled out of your thoughts at the sound of Loki's beautiful voice.

"My love," Loki chuckled – sitting on the edge of the bed down by your feet – gently massaging each one of them. "You have no control over it." He nodded towards the food, drink, and medicine, and your heart couldn't help but skip a beat – the smile that he loved so much returning in full force. "And once you eat, I'll run you a hot bath, get you the most comfortable pair of pajamas in existence, and hold you in my arms until we defeat the pain that has dared to wreak havoc upon your precious form."

You chuckled with your mouth full of food – taking the medicine and a sip of your drink after swallowing. During the entire time it took you to eat, Loki never ceased his massaging of your feet, but once he saw you set the tray on the table beside you, he grinned and quickly got up to run to the bathroom – turning on the water just as you liked. When he came back into the bedroom to let you know it was ready, you were clutching your lower stomach – trying to breathe through the excruciating pain.

"Come, my love," Loki whispered lovingly – scooping you up into his arms and carrying you effortlessly to the bathroom. He helped you get undressed, and he held your hand as you sunk down into the water. "Let me know when you're done, and I'll come help you."

You smiled – watching Loki leave the bathroom to give you the privacy he knew you wanted.

What did I do to deserve this perfect man? you couldn't help but ask yourself – leaning your head back against the wall while the hot water engulfed your body. About half-an-hour later, the water began to turn cold, so you pulled yourself out of it – the pain having gotten a tad bit better. You managed to get up, dry yourself off, and find the box of tampons you kept under his sink for instances like this. You brushed your teeth and hair before walking back out into the bedroom – met by the sight of the raven-haired god – your raven-haired god – sitting on the bed with a pair of your favorite color pajamas. They were new – clearly conjured just for you. You stopped in front of Loki – dropping your towel and watching him scan your body with his eyes. He gave you the top – the softest, most comfortable shirt you ever felt. Quickly, you threw it on, and then he handed you a pair of clean panties – noting to go back into the bathroom to put a pad on for good measure. Then you slid on the long, soft, flowy pants. It almost felt like being hugged constantly – you wanted to never take them off, but for him, you would if he had asked. When you came back out of the bathroom, Loki had slid under the covers – the blanket pulled up to his chest. He opened his arms for you to crawl back into the bed, and you almost melted when he wrapped you in his arms – holding you against his chest, placing kisses on your head, rubbing your stomach gently, and watching your favorite shows and YouTube videos for the entirety of the day.

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How about something funny? Like Loki is totally in love with the reader, but the reader is oblivious and he tries different ways to get her to fall in love with him while she thinks he’s just being a nice to her, him being her close friend? Oh! and that in ends up with him making love to said reader? Please and thank you ✌🏻

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Could you possibly write something with prompt number 7, and prompt 33? I’m so intrigued by those two prompts specifically and would love to read something with them in it!

Done! (: